It’s Ash Wednesday! It’s Valentine’s Day! And possibly more relevant to this episode, it’s International Condom Day! We listen to two Christmas songs about sex, a sub-genre of holiday music that runs deep enough to haunt us for the rest of our days. Enjoy our slightly extra-long, extra-spicy musings about “Dick In a Box” by The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake and “Not Tonight Santa” by Girls Aloud.