THE LIST

Every Christmas/Hanukkah/New Year/Kwanzaa/winter/holiday song we’ve reviewed, ranked from best to worst:

  1. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Darlene Love, 1963 (Episode 76, Episode 99.5)
  2. “Alfie the Christmas Tree/It’s In Every One of Us” – John Denver & the Muppets, 1979 (Episode 100)
  3. “The Secret of Christmas” – Ella Fitzgerald, 1960 (Episode 50)
  4. “The Christmas Song“ – Nat King Cole, 1961 (Episode 1)
  5. “Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy” – Bing Crosby & David Bowie, 1977 (Episode 13)
  6. “White Christmas” – Bing Crosby, 1947 (Episode 25)
  7. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” – Frank Sinatra, 1947 (Episode 175)
  8. “Maybe This Christmas” – Ron Sexsmith, 2002 (Episode 150)
  9. “All I Want for Christmas Is You” – Mariah Carey, 1994 (Episode 26)
  10. “Christmas in the Room” – Sufjan Stevens, 2008 (Episode 125)
  11. “Just Like Christmas” – Low, 1999 (Episode 75)
  12. “Christmastime is Here (Vocal)” – Vince Guaraldi Trio & St. Paul’s Episcopal Church Choir, 1965 (Episode 99)
  13. “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” – John Lennon, 1971 (Episode 3)
  14. “Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!“ – Vaughn Monroe, 1945 (Episode 6)
  15. “Christmas Wrapping” – Save Ferris, 1999 (Episode 2)
  16. “Christmas Unicorn“ – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 11)
  17. “Thank God It’s Christmas” – Queen, 1984 (Episode 18)
  18. “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” – Bing Crosby, 1943 (Episode 195)
  19. “Christmas in Hollis” – Run DMC, 1987 (Episode 21)
  20. “What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?” – Ella Fitzgerald, 1960 (Episode 23)
  21. “Step Into Christmas” – Elton John, 1973 (Episode 18)
  22. “Put the Lights on the Tree” – Sufjan Stevens, 2006 (Episode 95)
  23. “Dreidel Bird” – The Macaroons, 2010 (Episode 7)
  24. “The Man With All the Toys” – The Beach Boys, 1964 (Episode 74)
  25. “Sleigh Ride” – The Ronettes, 1963 (Episode 119)
  26. “December Will Be Magic Again” – Kate Bush, 1979 (Episode 14)
  27. “Hanukkah Blessings” – The Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 48)
  28. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” – Bruce Springsteen, 1975 (Episode 20)
  29. “The Christmas Wish” – Kermit the Frog, 1979 (Episode 147)
  30. “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” – Wizzard, 1973 (Episode 43)
  31. “White Christmas” – The Drifters, 1954 (Episode 46)
  32. “Welcome Christmas (Reprise)” – How the Grinch Stole Christmas, 1966 (Episode 99)
  33. “I Wish You Love“ – Blossom Dearie, 1964 (Episode 8)
  34. “Little Saint Nick” – The Beach Boys, 1964 (Episode 74)
  35. “Father Christmas” – The Kinks, 1977 (Episode 132)
  36. “Latke Clan” – The LeeVees, 2005 (Episode 157)
  37. “Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells” – Fats Waller, 1936 (Episode 33)
  38. “Miracle” – Matisyahu, 2010 (Episode 21)
  39. “Pretty Paper” – Willie Nelson, 1979 (Episode 29)
  40. “Outside of December” – The LeeVees & Matisyahu, 2015 (Episode 90)
  41. “It Feels Like Christmas” – The Ghost of Christmas Present, 1992 (Episode 62)
  42. “Blue X-Mas (To Whom It May Concern)” – Bob Dorough & Miles Davis, 1962 (Episode 45)
  43. “Do You Hear What I Hear?” – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 59)
  44. “Let It Snow” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 80)
  45. “This Year” – The Mountain Goats, 2005 (Episode 51)
  46. “Christmas at the Zoo” – The Flaming Lips, 1995 (Episode 85)
  47. “8 Days (of Hanukkah)” – Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, 2015 (Episode 90)
  48. “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” – The Ramones, 1989 (Episode 141)
  49. “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” – The Polyphonic Spree, 2004 (Episode 103)
  50. “Come On! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance” – Sufjan Stevens, 2006 (Episode 157)
  51. “Close Your Mouth It’s Christmas” – The Free Design, 1968 (Episode 73)
  52. “I-pod X-mas” – Hello Saferide, 2006 (Episode 10)
  53. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas“ – Judy Garland, 1944 (Episode 9)
  54. “Rockin Around The Christmas Tree” – Brenda Lee, 1958 (Episode 15)
  55. “Everything is Cool” – John Prine, 1990 (Episode 35)
  56. “River” – Joni Mitchell, 1971 (Episode 60)
  57. “Ain’t No Chimneys in the Projects” – Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, 2015 (Episode 66)
  58. “Light One Candle” – Peter, Paul & Mary, 1983 (Episode 91)
  59. “Merry Christmas Everybody” – Slade, 1973 (Episode 43)
  60. “Blue Christmas” – Elvis Presley, 1957 (Episode 45)
  61. “Love is Christmas” – Sara Bareilles, 2011 (Episode 161)
  62. “Pass It On” – The Fraggles, 1988 (Episode 37)
  63. “Ocho Kandelikas” – Pink Martini, 2010 (Episode 52)
  64. “Silent Night, Holy Night (Stille Nacht)” – John Denver and the Muppets, 1979 (Episode 88)
  65. “Fairytale of New York” – The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, 1988 (Episode 53)
  66. “Joseph Who Understood” – The New Pornographers, 2007 (Episode 63)
  67. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Olivia Olson, 2003 (Episode 136)
  68. “01 Have You Seen it in the Snow?” – The Magnetic Fields, 2017 (Episode 174)
  69. “I Believe in Father Christmas” – Greg Lake, 1975 (Episode 132)
  70. “O Tannenbaum” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 88)
  71. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Death Cab For Cutie, 2004 (Episode 76)
  72. “Rudolph Pouts” – Israfel’s Son, 196? (Episode 73)
  73. “Christmas in New Orleans” – Louis Armstrong, 1958 (Episode 109)
  74. “Star of Wonder” – Tori Amos, 2009 (Episode 14)
  75. “Five Pound Box of Money” – Pearl Bailey, 1958 (Episode 4)
  76. “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” – Thurl Ravenscroft, 1966 (Episode 159)
  77. “Mother Christmas” – J.S. Ondara, 2017 (Episode 170)
  78. “Mi Y’malel“ – The Weavers, 1957 (Episode 12)
  79. “Homo Christmas” – Pansy Division, 1992 (Episode 24)
  80. “Feliz Navidad” – Jose Feliciano, 1970 (Episode 52)
  81. “Christmas Love” – Martha Bass, 1968 (Episode 161)
  82. “I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” – Billie Holiday, 1937 (Episode 108)
  83. “Caroling Caroling” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 66)
  84. “George & Andrew” – The Boy Least Likely To, 2010 (Episode 144)
  85. “Fairy Tale of New York” – KT Tunstall featuring Ed Harcourt, 2007 (Episode 128)
  86. “Everything’s Gonna Be Cool This Christmas” – Eels, 1998 (Episode 35)
  87. “I’m Your Santa” – Jeremih & Chance the Rapper, 2016 (Episode 124)
  88. “How Do You Spell Chanukah?” – The LeeVees, 2005 (Episode 47)
  89. “Christmas is Coming” – The Muppets, 1979 (Episode 95)
  90. “Space Christmas” – Shonen Knife, 1991 (Episode 39)
  91. “Relics of Love & Light” – Erran Baron Cohen, Idan Raichel & Avivit Caspi, 2008 (Episode 48)
  92. “Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas” – Crudbump, 2010 (Episode 32)
  93. “Hard Candy Christmas” – Dolly Parton, 1982 (Episode 29)
  94. “Joy” – Jeremih & Chance the Rapper, 2016 (Episode 145)
  95. “Bringing In a Brand New Year” – Charles Brown, 1961 (Episode 186)
  96. “Pot In the Latkes” – MC Flow, 2015 (Episode 67)
  97. “It’s Christmas Time” – Yo La Tengo, 2002 (Episode 85)
  98. “Christmas TV” – Slow Club, 2008 (Episode 122)
  99. “Ma’oz Tzur” – Nossa Bossa Nova, 2014 (Episode 115)
  100. “Back Door Santa” – Clarence Carter, 1968 (Episode 140)
  101. “A House or Maybe a Boat” – Hawksley Workman, 2001 (Episode 183)
  102. “Please Come Home for Christmas” – The Eagles, 1978 (Episode 156)
  103. “Driving Home for Christmas” – Chris Rea, 1986 (Episode 154)
  104. “Not by Might, Not by Power” – Debbie Friedman, 1974 (Episode 188)
  105. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – The Temptations, 1970 (Episode 190)
  106. “A Christmas Duel” – The Hives & Cyndi Lauper, 2008 (Episode 178)
  107. “Christmas Sweatz” – Rhett and Link featuring Hannah Hart & Grace Helbig, 2012 (Episode 31)
  108. “No Christmas in Kentucky” – Phil Ochs, 1986 (Episode 104)
  109. “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis” – Tom Waits, 1978 (Episode 53)
  110. “Auld Lang Syne” – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 23)
  111. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” – The Jackson 5, 1970 (Episode 20)
  112. “In Praise of Christmas” – Loreena McKennitt, 1987 (Episode 166)
  113. “Winter Wonderland” – Earth Wind & Fire, 2014 (Episode 130)
  114. “There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In” – Stephen Colbert & Elvis Costello, 2008 (Episode 102)
  115. “Christmas Night in Harlem” – Louis Armstrong, 1958 (Episode 127)
  116. “Santa” – Lightnin’ Hopkins, 1965 (Episode 127)
  117. “Just For Now” – Imogen Heap, 2005 (Episode 36)
  118. “Reason to Think Aloud” – Dan Mangan, 2005 (Episode 198)
  119. “All I Want for Christmas” – The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 2008 (Episode 98)
  120. “The Atheist Christmas Carol” – Vienna Teng, 2004 (Episode 171)
  121. “Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah” – Erran Baron Cohen featuring Jules Brookes, 2008 (Episode 149)
  122. “We Three Kings” – Pink Martini, 2010 (Episode 152)
  123. “Rock of Ages” – Ben Kweller, 2004 (Episode 197)
  124. “Hurry Up and Light the Candles” – The Macaroons, 2010 (Episode 101)
  125. “Santa Claus is a Black Man” – Akim & Teddy Vann, 1973 (Episode 108)
  126. “Dreidel” – Erran Baron Cohen featuring Jules Brookes & Y-Love, 2008 (Episode 65)
  127. “The New Year” – Death Cab For Cutie, 2003 (Episode 51)
  128. “We Need A Little Christmas” – Angela Lansbury, 1966 (Episode 9)
  129. “The Twelve Days of Christmas” – John Denver & The Muppets, 1979 (Episode 37)
  130. “When You Wish Upon a Star” – Cliff Edwards, 1958 (Episode 68)
  131. “Seven Principles” – Sweet Honey in the Rock, 1994 (Episode 101)
  132. “Things We Don’t Need Anymore” – Jenny Owen Youngs, 2007 (Episode 148)
  133. “Christmas Lights” – Paul Baribeau, 2008 (Episode 198)
  134. “Ma’oz Tsur/Rock of Ages” – Julie Silver, 2006 (Episode 115)
  135. “The Christmas Song” – The Raveonettes, 2008 (Episode 98)
  136. “Petit Papa Noël” – Tino Rossi, 1946 (Episode 79)
  137. “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing“ – Vince Guaraldi & St. Paul’s Episcopal Church Choir, 1965 (Episode 12)
  138. “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” – The Mountain Goats, 2011 (Episode 146)
  139. “My Dear Acquaintance” – Regina Spektor, 2007 (Episode 96)
  140. “Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing” – Christopher Lee, 2014 (Episode 41)
  141. “Hanukkah Gone Metal” – Gods of Fire, 2009 (Episode 93)
  142. “This New Year Will Be For You and Me” – Lacrosse, 2007 (Episode 96)
  143. “White Wine in the Sun” – Tim Minchin, 2009 (Episode 112)
  144. “Nothing Left to Do (Let’s Make This Christmas Blue)” – The Both, 2014 (Episode 148)
  145. “Pass the Candle” – Michelle Citrin, 2008 (Episode 188)
  146. “Sleigh Ride” – Celine Dion, 1981 (Episode 176)
  147. “Winter Weather” – Squirrel Nut Zippers, 1998 (Episode 166)
  148. “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah” – Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 149)
  149. “Hanukkah Dance” – Woody Guthrie, 194? (Episode 139)
  150. “‘Til Santa’s Gone (Milk and Cookies)” – Clint Black, 1995 (Episode 156)
  151. “Jólakötturinn” – Björk, 1987 (Episode 189)
  152. “I Have A Little Dreidel” – The Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 7)
  153. “Ding Dong Ding Dong” – George Harrison, 1974 (Episode 71)
  154. “Santa Baby“ – Eartha Kitt, 1953 (Episode 4)
  155. “Hanukkah Tree” – The Klezmatics, 2006 (Episode 38)
  156. “Christmas Wrapping” – The Waitresses, 1981 (Episode 2)
  157. “New Year’s Prayer” – Jeff Buckley, 1998 (Episode 138)
  158. “Snoopy’s Christmas” – The Royal Guardsmen, 1967 (Episode 121)
  159. “Landy in my Eggnog” – Bad Lucc, 2008 (Episode 83)
  160. “Feast of Lights” – They Might Be Giants, 2001 (Episode 91)
  161. “Christmas Memories” – Billy Gilman, 2017 (Episode 151)
  162. “Christmas” – Froggy Fresh & Money Maker Mike, 2012 (Episode 32)
  163. “Hanukkah” – The Living Sisters, 2014 (Episode 197)
  164. “Last Christmas” – Carly Rae Jepsen, 2015 (Episode 144)
  165. “Have You Heard the News?” – Koko Taylor, 2003 (Episode 187)
  166. “Ebeneezer” – The Wizards of Winter, 2015 (Episode 135)
  167. “How To Make Gravy” – Paul Kelly, 1996 (Episode 112)
  168. “What Child Is This” – Andrea Bocelli featuring Mary J. Blige, 2009 (Episode 164)
  169. “Don’t Save It All for Christmas Day” – Celine Dion, 1998 (Episode 176)
  170. “Finally it’s Christmas” – Hanson, 2017 (Episode 151)
  171. “The Quest for the Latke Oil” – Gods of Fire, 2009 (Episode 146)
  172. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – Postmodern Jukebox, 2015 (Episode 128)
  173. “Puddleglum” – Said the Whale, 2008 (Episode 181)
  174. “‘Zat You, Santa Claus?” – Louis Armstrong, 1953 (Episode 155)
  175. “Happy Joyous Hanukkah” – Indigo Girls, 2010 (Episode 139)
  176. “Are You Coming Over for Christmas” – Belle & Sebastian, 2007 (Episode 122)
  177. “Silent Night” – Sinead O’Connor, 1991 (Episode 55)
  178. “Puppies Are Forever” – Sia, 2017 (Episode 184)
  179. “Home for the Holidays” – The Carpenters, 1978 (Episode 154)
  180. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – Angela Lansbury, 1996 (Episode 111)
  181. “Santa’s Second Line” – New Birth Brass Band, 1997 (Episode 109)
  182. “Spotlight on Christmas” – Rufus Wainwright, 2005 (Episode 84)
  183. “The Angel Gabriel” – PC Muñoz featuring Dave Worm, 2015 (Episode 65)
  184. “Winter Wonderland” – Richard Himber and His Ritz-Carlton Hotel Orchestra, 1934 (Episode 130)
  185. “I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas” – Dent May, 2014 (Episode 117)
  186. “Gonna Make It Through This Year” – Great Lake Swimmers, 2008 (Episode 138)
  187. “My Baby Eats All the Hanukkah Gelt” – Alexis Fishman, 2016 (Episode 173)
  188. “Christmas Is Interesting” – Jonathan Coulton, 2003 (Episode 58)
  189. “Jingle Bells?” – Barbra Streisand, 1967 (Episode 191)
  190. “Christmas Day in the Sun” – Hot Hot Heat, 2005 (Episode 181)
  191. “Can I Interest You in Hanukkah?” – Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert, 2008 (Episode 102)
  192. “Hanukkah Lovin’” – Michelle Citrin, 2012 (Episode 140)
  193. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Liza Minnelli & Alan Cumming, 2001 (Episode 178)
  194. “Weed (All I Want for Christmas)” – Nellie McKay, 2015 (Episode 167)
  195. “Toymageddon” – Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, Eugene Mirman, 2013 (Episode 92)
  196. “Un Flambeau, Jeanette, Isabella” – Diane Taraz, 1993 (Episode 79)
  197. “Ég fæ jólagjöf” – Katla María, 1980 (Episode 189)
  198. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Michael Bublé, 2011 (Episode 155)
  199. “Buffy, It’s Cold Outside” – Jenny Owen Youngs and Kristin Russo, 2017 (Episode 193)
  200. “River” – Sarah McLachlan, 2006 (Episode 60)
  201. “That’s What Christmas is For” – Community cast, 2010 (Episode 105)
  202. “Grinch (Ladies Sangeet Interlude)” – The Geeta Brothers Duet Group, 2014 (Episode 142)
  203. “Chiron Beta Prime” – Jonathan Coulton, 2006 (Episode 92)
  204. “Merry Christmas Eve” – Better Than Ezra, 1996 (Episode 182)
  205. “Silver & Gold” – Burl Ives, 1964 (Episode 133)
  206. “Spirit of Christmas” – The Wizards of Winter, 2015 (Episode 56)
  207. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Jack Johnson, 2008 (Episode 141)
  208. “Canadian Sunset” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 179)
  209. “Fuck Christmas” – Eric Idle, 2006 (Episode 70)
  210. “Wikipedia Chanukah” – Johnathan Coulton & John Roderick, 2012 (Episode 47)
  211. “Candlelight” – The Maccabeats, 2010 (Episode 44)
  212. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Gene Autry, 1949 (Episode 34)
  213. “Auld Lang Syne (The New Year’s Anthem)” – Mariah Carey, 2010 (Episode 26)
  214. “Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)” – Dragonette, 2012 (Episode 137)
  215. “Toy Jackpot” – Blackalicious, 2010 (Episode 104)
  216. “Christmas Spirit” – Tele Novella, 2015 (Episode 193)
  217. “El Buritto De Belén” – La Rondallita, 1975 (Episode 134)
  218. “Hang an Ornament” – Grandaddy & Band of Horses, 2014 (Episode 119)
  219. “Snow in Los Angeles” – Dead Sara, 2012 (Episode 171)
  220. “Mittens” – Carly Rae Jepsen, 2010 (Episode 77)
  221. “Night of Silence” – Marty Haugen, 1995 (Episode 55)
  222. “Sailor Moon Christmas” – Peach Hips, 1996 (Episode 54)
  223. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” – Johnny Mathis, 1986 (Episode 46)
  224. “What’s This?” – Danny Elfman, 1993 (Episode 42)
  225. “8 Days of Latkes” – Ben Schwartz, 2017 (Episode 165)
  226. “O Du Fröhliche” – Michelle, 1999 (Episode 185)
  227. “Who Would Imagine a King” – Whitney Houston, 1996 (Episode 116)
  228. “All I Want for Christmas is Halloween” – Happy Fangs, 2013 (Episode 94)
  229. “Home For the Holidays” – Gentleman Auction House, 2008 (Episode 36)
  230. “Jingle Bell Rock” – Bobby Helms, 1957 (Episode 15)
  231. “The Train” – Celestial Navigations, 1989 (Episode 87)
  232. “At Christmas” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 194)
  233. “A Winter Romance” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 179)
  234. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – Nat King Cole, 1953 (Episode 170)
  235. “Frost the Snowman” – The Geeta Brothers Duet Group, 2014 (Episode 142)
  236. “Sufganiot” – A.K.A. Pella, 2013 (Episode 123)
  237. “Dear Santa” – Girls’ Generation, 2015 (Episode 107)
  238. “Wombling Merry Christmas” – The Wombles, 1974 (Episode 118)
  239. “Hanukkah” – The Maneschefits, 2012 (Episode 143)
  240. “Champagne (I’m Ready)” – Lisa Loeb, 2015 (Episode 186)
  241. “Will 2K” – Will Smith, 1999 (Episode 177)
  242. “Christmas Hooley” – Declan Nerney, 2001 (Episode 162)
  243. “My Grown Up Christmas List” – Amy Grant, 1992 (Episode 168)
  244. “Hasmonean: A Hamilton Hanukkah” – The Maccabeats, 2016 (Episode 153)
  245. “Mary Did You Know” – Pentatonix, 2014 (Episode 116)
  246. “I’m Getting Pissed for Christmas” – Peter and the Test Tube Babies, 1998 (Episode 110)
  247. “Wonderful Christmastime” – The Shins, 2012 (Episode 103)
  248. “Christmas Song” – Dave Matthews Band, 1993 (Episode 63)
  249. “Santa’s Beard” – They Might Be Giants, 2001 (Episode 78)
  250. “A Christmas Carol” – Tom Lehrer, 1959 (Episode 135)
  251. “I Wanna Be Santa Claus” – Ringo Starr, 1999 (Episode 71)
  252. “Little Drum Machine Boy” – Beck, 1996 (Episode 59)
  253. “Happy New Year” – ABBA, 1980 (Episode 40)
  254. “Please Don’t Joke About ‘I, Robot’ This Christmas” – Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins, 2016 (Episode 177)
  255. “Holz (Weihnachtslied)” – 257ers, 2016 (Episode 185)
  256. “Funky New Year” – The Eagles, 1978 (Episode 172)
  257. “The Carol” – LOOΠΔ, 2016 (Episode 145)
  258. “The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot” – Vera Lynn, 1937 (Episode 182)
  259. “Dick In a Box” – The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake, 2006 (Episode 158)
  260. “Christmas is All Around” – Billy Mack, 2003 (Episode 136)
  261. “Don’t Shoot Me Santa” – The Killers, 2007 (Episode 113)
  262. “The Friendly Beasts” – Art Garfunkel & Amy Grant, 1985 (Episode 134)
  263. “Christmas Is Going to the Dogs” – Eels, 2000 (Episode 86)
  264. “Xmas Rulez, Voldemort Droolz” – Harry & the Potters, 2010 (Episode 61)
  265. “California Christmastime” – Rachel Bloom & the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend cast, 2016 (Episode 105)
  266. “The Fairy On the Christmas Tree” – Henry Hall, The Three Sisters & The BBC Dance Orchestra, 1936 (Episode 33)
  267. “The Sound“ – Paper Route, 2006 (Episode 10)
  268. “Papa Noel” – Brenda Lee, 1958 (Episode 16)
  269. “I Hate Christmas Parties” – Relient K, 2007 (Episode 195)
  270. “Hanukkah Mambo” – The Yule Logs, 2009 (Episode 180)
  271. “Neural Story Singing Christmas” by Neural Story Singing, 2016 (Episode 196)
  272. “All I Want for Xmas” – Draco and the Malfoys, 2013 (Episode 169)
  273. “Great Big Sled” – The Killers, 2006 (Episode 113)
  274. “A Hamilton Chanukah” – Six13, 2016 (Episode 153)
  275. “Come On Santa” – The Raveonettes, 2008 (Episode 120)
  276. “When the Saints Go Marching In” – Mitsuishi Kotono, 1996 (Episode 72)
  277. “New Year’s Eve” – Snoop Dogg & Marty James, 2010 (Episode 40)
  278. “Christmas All Over Again” – Tom Petty, 1992 (Episode 19)
  279. “Mixed Nuts” – Dr. John, 1994 (Episode 8)
  280. “No Snowmen in LA” – Ms. Maura & the Misters, 2016 (Episode 106)
  281. “Have Yourself a Scary Little Solstice” – The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, 2003 (Episode 42)
  282. “Scary F**ked Up Christmas” – Garfunkel & Oates, 2011 (Episode 67)
  283. “Christmas Dinner Country Style” – Bing Crosby, 1963 (Episode 80)
  284. “Love’s Not Just for Christmas” – Intu with London Community Gospel Choir (Episode 196)
  285. “Lonely Pup (In a Christmas Shop)” – Adam Faith, 1960 (Episode 184)
  286. “Christmas in Killarney” – Bing Crosby, 1951 (Episode 162)
  287. “Wonderful Christmastime“ – Paul McCartney, 1979 (Episode 3)
  288. “Christmas in Fallujah” – Cass Dillon, 2007 (Episode 121)
  289. “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day” – The A-Teens, 2002 (Episode 28)
  290. “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays” – N’Sync, 1998 (Episode 22)
  291. “Fabian” – Tripod. 2004 (Episode 131)
  292. “4 Carats” – Kelly Clarkson, 2013 (Episode 133)
  293. “8 Days of Christmas” – Destiny’s Child, 2001 (Episode 57)
  294. “Roly Poly the Polar Bear” – Peppermint Kandy Kids, 1978 (Episode 163)
  295. “RuPaul the Red-Nosed Drag Queen” – RuPaul, 1998 (Episode 24)
  296. “Holiday Sweater” – San Jose Sharks, 2014 (Episode 31)
  297. “Wit It This Christmas” – Ariana Grande, 2015 (Episode 56)
  298. “Taking Care of Christmas” – Randy Bachmann, 2008 (Episode 49)
  299. “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” –  Ross Bagdasarian, Sr., 1958 (Episode 72)
  300. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – DMX, 2017 (Episode 190)
  301. “Christmas Cookies” – George Strait, 2000 (Episode 173)
  302. “Holy Shit It’s Christmas” – Deer Tick, 2010 (Episode 169)
  303. “10,000 Santa Clauses (But Not One Gift For Me)” – Peter Pan Caroleers, 196? (Episode 163)
  304. “We Three Kings” – Patti Smith, 1997 (Episode 152)
  305. “A Land Called Sufganiyot” – Mama Doni Band, 2011 (Episode 123)
  306. “Bimuelo” – Sarah Aroeste, 2017 (Episode 165)
  307. “Stay a Little Longer, Santa” – Shemekia Copeland, 2003 (Episode 187)
  308. “It’s a Lonely Christmas” – The Charters, 2016 (Episode 120)
  309. “Christmas Smorgasbord” – Swedish Chef, 2006 (Episode 62)
  310. “Hanu-calypso” – Kenny Ellis, 2005 (Episode 180)
  311. “It’s Hard to be a Cat at Christmas” – Cats Across America, 2013 (Episode 86)
  312. “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” – Gayla Peevey, 1953 (Episode 126)
  313. “Christmas Under the Sea” – Aqua Kids, 2008 (Episode 174)
  314. “Oh, Santa!” – VeggieTales, 1998 (Episode 159)
  315. “Text Me Merry Christmas” – Straight No Chaser feat. Kristen Bell, 2014 (Episode 137)
  316. “Christmas in the Stars” – Anthony Daniels, Meco, etc., 1980 (Episode 61)
  317. “Monster’s Holiday” – Bobby “Boris” Pickett, 1962 (Episode 94)
  318. “Captain Santa Claus (and His Reindeer Space Patrol)” – Bobby Helms, 1957 (Episode 16)
  319. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree/Jingle Bell Rock” – Michael Bublé & Carly Rae Jepsen, 2012 (Episode 38)
  320. “Holly Jolly Christmas” – Daveigh Chase, 2002 (Episode 28)
  321. “A Baby Changes Everything” – Faith Hill, 2008 (Episode 164)
  322. “Santa Baby” – Taylor Swift, 2007 (Episode 114)
  323. “Christmas Time” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 194)
  324. “Oi to the World” – The Vandals, 1996 (Episode 110)
  325. “I Am Santa Claus” – Bob Rivers, 1993 (Episode 93)
  326. “Hanukkah (My Favorite Time of the Year)” – Too $hort, 2012 (Episode 83)
  327. “Mistletoe” – Justin Bieber, 2011 (Episode 77)
  328. “You’re Not Alone” – Boyz II Men, 1993 (Episode 57)
  329. “Christmas Time” – Backstreet Boys, 1996 (Episode 22)
  330. “Santa Claus Lane” – Hilary Duff, 2002 (Episode 27)
  331. “Where Are You Christmas” – Faith Hill, 2000 (Episode 82)
  332. “Ludacrismas” – Ludacris, 2007 (Episode 160)
  333. “The Night Santa Went Crazy” – Weird Al Yankovic, 1996 (Episode 58)
  334. “I’m Gonna Email Santa” – Billy Gilman, 2000 (Episode 5)
  335. “Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile” – Heather Noel, 1987 (Episode 192)
  336. “A Willie Nice Christmas” Kacey Musgraves featuring Willie Nelson, 2016 (Episode 167)
  337. “Jingle Bells (A Hip-Hop Carol) – Kyle Massey, 2007 (Episode 68)
  338. “Chanukah Honey” – Rachel Bloom, 2013 (Episode 64)
  339. “A Day To Celebrate” – Carrie Fisher, 1978 (Episode 69)
  340. “Santa Forever” – Mia Crosby featuring Dave Jay, 2009 (Episode 107)
  341. “Six White Boomers” – Rolf Harris, 1960 (Episode 131)
  342. “Halloween Hanukkah Christmas Ghost” – Hap Palmer, 1996 (Episode 143)
  343. “Naughty Christmas (Goblin in the Office)” – Fat Les, 1998 (Episode 118)
  344. “I’m Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas” – Stan Hart & Veronica Taylor, 2001 (Episode 54)
  345. “Christmas Tree” – Lady Gaga & Space Cowboy, 2008 (Episode 39)
  346. “Light of Christmas” – Owl City & TobyMac, 2013 (Episode 44)
  347. “Mele Kalikimaka” – Bing Crosby & the Andrews Sisters, 1950 (Episode 30)
  348. “Must Be Santa” – Bob Dylan, 2009 (Episode 19)
  349. “Grinch 2000” – Busta Rhymes feat. Jim Carrey (Episode 160)
  350. “Rudolph Chewed Off” – Dragon Boy Suede, 2013 (Episode 183)
  351. “Drivin’ the Pig (Manejando el Cerdo)” – Jimmy Buffett, 2016 (Episode 124)
  352. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – R. Kelly, 2016 (Episode 111)
  353. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” – Jimmy Boyd, 1952 (Episode 17)
  354. “Dominick the Donkey“ – Lou Monte, 1960 (Episode 11)
  355. “Xmas Slide” – Xpress Band, 2002 (Episode 89)
  356. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” – John Cougar Mellencamp, 1987 (Episode 129)
  357. “Snow Snow Snow” – The Band of Merrymakers, 2015 (Episode 97)
  358. “Silver Bells” – Kathie Lee Gifford feat. Regis Philbin, 1993 (Episode 82)
  359. “Jingle Bells” – Jimmy Buffett, 1996 (Episode 191)
  360. “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” – Spike Jones & His City Slickers, 1948 (Episode 126)
  361. “Merry Merry Merry Frickin’ Christmas (World Champion Red Sox Anthem)” – Frickin’ A, 2004 (Episode 106)
  362. “Hallelujah” – The Osmonds, 2015 (Episode 84)
  363. “Heavy Metal Christmas” – Twisted Sister, 2006 (Episode 41)
  364. “Christmas In the Sand” – Colbie Callait, 2012 (Episode 30)
  365. “Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum” – Jimmy Buffett, 1996 (Episode 81)
  366. “Macarena Christmas” – Los del Rio, 1996 (Episode 89)
  367. “Earl the Christmas Squirrel” – The Moffatts, 1996 (Episode 27)
  368. “Christmas Tree” – Dustin the Turkey, 1996 (Episode 147)
  369. “Not Tonight Santa” – Girls Aloud, 2005 (Episode 158)
  370. “Santa Baby” – Michael Buble, 2011 (Episode 114)
  371. “Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You’re A Lovely Guy)” – Max Headroom, 1986 (Episode 34)
  372. “Everybody Knows the Claus” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 5)
  373. “Santa Baby” – Madonna, 1987 (Episode 129)
  374. “Santa’s Coming” – CKY, 1999 (Episode 192)
  375. “Be Claus I Got High” – Bob Rivers, 2002 (Episode 117)
  376. “Do They Know It’s Christmas” – Band Aid, 1984 (Episode 97)
  377. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside“ – Esther Williams, Ricardo Montalbán, Red Skelton, & Betty Garrett, 1949 (Episode 6)
  378. “Santa Stole My Girlfriend” – The Maine, 2008 (Episode 78)
  379. “Drummer Boy” – Justin Bieber featuring Busta Rhymes, 2011 (Episode 13)
  380. “All I Want For Christmas Is a Real Good Tan” – Kenny Chesney, 2003 (Episode 81)
  381. “I Want a Boob Job for Christmas” – Virginia Kegel, 1994 (Episode 168)
  382. “What Do You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)” – The Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir and Chorale, 1980 (Episode 69)
  383. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Elmo and Patsy, 1979 (Episode 49)
  384. “Hey Santa” – Royal Crown Revue, 2010 (Episode 17)
  385. “The 12 Pains of Christmas” – Bob Rivers, 1988 (Episode 64)
  386. “Funky Funky Xmas” – New Kids on the Block, 1989 (Episode 172)
  387. “The Christmas Shoes” – NewSong, 2000 (Episode 1)
  388. ”Christmas in the Hood“ – Twiztid, Wolfpac, Lavel, ROC & Blaze, 2003 (Episode 50)
  389. “The Obama Christmas Song for Liberals” – AFP California, 2011 (Episode 75)
  390. “Christmas is Coming Twice This Year” – The Hollytones, 1992 (Episode 175)
  391. “Never Do a Tango With an Eskimo” – Alma Cogan, 1955 (Episode 150)
  392. “Faith In Santa” – Hermann Lammers Meyer, 2010 (Episode 87)
  393. “Jingle Bombs” – Jeff Dunham, 2008 (Episode 125)
  394. “Christmas with a Capital C” – Go Fish, 2010 (Episode 70)
  395. “Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday” – Brad Paisley, 2006 (Episode 25)
  396. “I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus” – Matt Rogers, 1997 (Episode 100)