THE LIST

Every Christmas/Hanukkah/New Year/Kwanzaa/winter/holiday song we’ve reviewed, ranked from best to worst:

1. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Darlene Love, 1963 (Episode 76, Episode 99.5)
2. “Alfie the Christmas Tree/It’s In Every One of Us” – John Denver & the Muppets, 1979 (Episode 100)
3. “The Secret of Christmas” – Ella Fitzgerald, 1960 (Episode 50)*
4. “The Christmas Song“ – Nat King Cole, 1961 (Episode 1)*
5. “Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy” – Bing Crosby & David Bowie, 1977 (Episode 13)
6. “White Christmas” – Bing Crosby, 1947 (Episode 25)
7. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” – Frank Sinatra, 1947 (Episode 175)
8. “Maybe This Christmas” – Ron Sexsmith, 2002 (Episode 150)
9. “All I Want for Christmas Is You” – Mariah Carey, 1994 (Episode 26)
10. “Christmas in the Room” – Sufjan Stevens, 2008 (Episode 125)
11. “Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday” – William Bell, 1967 (Episode 250)
12. “Someday at Christmas” – Stevie Wonder, 1967 (Episode 225)
13. “Just Like Christmas” – Low, 1999 (Episode 75)
14. “Christmastime is Here (Vocal)” – Vince Guaraldi Trio & St. Paul’s Episcopal Church Choir, 1965 (Episode 99)
15. “A Change at Christmas (Say it Isn’t So)” – The Flaming Lips, 2003 (Episode 275)
16. “Seven Shades of Snow” – June Christy, 1961 (Episode 200)
17. “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” – John Lennon, 1971 (Episode 3)
18. “Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!“ – Vaughn Monroe, 1945 (Episode 6)
19. “Christmas Wrapping” – Save Ferris, 1999 (Episode 2)
20. “Christmas Unicorn“ – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 11)
21. “Thank God It’s Christmas” – Queen, 1984 (Episode 18)
22. “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” – Bing Crosby, 1943 (Episode 195)
23. “Christmas in Hollis” – Run DMC, 1987 (Episode 21)
24. “The Christmas Waltz” – Peggy Lee, 1960 (Episode 300)
25. “What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?” – Ella Fitzgerald, 1960 (Episode 23)
26. “Step Into Christmas” – Elton John, 1973 (Episode 18)
27. “Put the Lights on the Tree” – Sufjan Stevens, 2006 (Episode 95)
28. “Christmas is Coming Soon” – Blitzen Trapper, 2003 (Episode 325)
29. “Dreidel Bird” – The Macaroons, 2010 (Episode 7)
30. “The Man With All the Toys” – The Beach Boys, 1964 (Episode 74)
31. “Sleigh Ride” – The Ronettes, 1963 (Episode 119)
32. “December Will Be Magic Again” – Kate Bush, 1979 (Episode 14)
33. “Hanukkah Blessings” – The Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 48)
34. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” – Bruce Springsteen, 1975 (Episode 20)
35. “The Christmas Wish” – Kermit the Frog, 1979 (Episode 147)
36. “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” – Wizzard, 1973 (Episode 43)
37. “White Christmas” – The Drifters, 1954 (Episode 46)
38. “Welcome Christmas (Reprise)” – How the Grinch Stole Christmas, 1966 (Episode 99)
39. “I Wish You Love“ – Blossom Dearie, 1964 (Episode 8)
40. “Little Saint Nick” – The Beach Boys, 1964 (Episode 74)
41. “Father Christmas” – The Kinks, 1977 (Episode 132)
42. “Latke Clan” – The LeeVees, 2005 (Episode 157)
43. “Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells” – Fats Waller, 1936 (Episode 33)
44. “Miracle” – Matisyahu, 2010 (Episode 21)
45. “Pretty Paper” – Willie Nelson, 1979 (Episode 29)
46. “Outside of December” – The LeeVees & Matisyahu, 2015 (Episode 90)
47. “It Feels Like Christmas” – The Ghost of Christmas Present, 1992 (Episode 62)
48. “Blue X-Mas (To Whom It May Concern)” – Bob Dorough & Miles Davis, 1962 (Episode 45)
49. “Do You Hear What I Hear?” – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 59)
50. “Let It Snow” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 80)
51. “This Year” – The Mountain Goats, 2005 (Episode 51)
52. “Christmas at the Zoo” – The Flaming Lips, 1995 (Episode 85)
53. “8 Days (of Hanukkah)” – Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, 2015 (Episode 90)
54. “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” – The Ramones, 1989 (Episode 141)
55. “Mary’s Baby” – Charles Bradley featuring the Gospel Queens, 2010 (Episode 199)
56. “CORRESPONDENCE: Silent Night” – Annika Norland, 2018 (Episode 266)
57. “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” – The Polyphonic Spree, 2004 (Episode 103)
58. “Come On! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance” – Sufjan Stevens, 2006 (Episode 157)
59. “Close Your Mouth It’s Christmas” – The Free Design, 1968 (Episode 73)
60. “Christmas Wrapping” – The Waitresses, 1981 (Episode 2, Episode 274.5)
61. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas“ – Judy Garland, 1944 (Episode 9)
62. “Rockin Around The Christmas Tree” – Brenda Lee, 1958 (Episode 15)
63. “Everything is Cool” – John Prine, 1990 (Episode 35)
64. “The Merriest” – June Christy, 1961 (Episode 299)
65. “River” – Joni Mitchell, 1971 (Episode 60)
66. “Ain’t No Chimneys in the Projects” – Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, 2015 (Episode 66)
67. “Sleigh Ride” – TLC, 1993 (Episode 322)
68. “Light One Candle” – Peter, Paul & Mary, 1983 (Episode 91)
69. “Merry Christmas Everybody” – Slade, 1973 (Episode 43)
70. “Blue Christmas” – Elvis Presley, 1957 (Episode 45)
71. “Love is Christmas” – Sara Bareilles, 2011 (Episode 161)
72. “Pass It On” – The Fraggles, 1988 (Episode 37)
73. “Ocho Kandelikas” – Pink Martini, 2010 (Episode 52)
74. “Silent Night, Holy Night (Stille Nacht)” – John Denver and the Muppets, 1979 (Episode 88)
75. “Fairytale of New York” – The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, 1988 (Episode 53)
76. “Joseph Who Understood” – The New Pornographers, 2007 (Episode 63)
77. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Olivia Olson, 2003 (Episode 136)
78. “01 Have You Seen it in the Snow?” – The Magnetic Fields, 2017 (Episode 174)
79. “One More Sleep ‘Til Christmas” – Kermit the Frog, 1992 (Episode 224)
80. “Underneath the Christmas Lights” – Sia, 2017 (Episode 243)
81. “I Believe in Father Christmas” – Greg Lake, 1975 (Episode 132)
82. “O Tannenbaum” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 88)
83. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Death Cab For Cutie, 2004 (Episode 76)
84. “Rudolph Pouts” – Israfel’s Son, 196? (Episode 73)
85. “Christmas in New Orleans” – Louis Armstrong, 1958 (Episode 109)
86. “Merry Merry” – The Bird and The Bee, 2020 (Episode 297)
87. “Star of Wonder” – Tori Amos, 2009 (Episode 14)
88. “Five Pound Box of Money” – Pearl Bailey, 1958 (Episode 4)
89. “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” – Thurl Ravenscroft, 1966 (Episode 159)
90. “Mother Christmas” – J.S. Ondara, 2017 (Episode 170)
91. “Christmas is a Feeling In Your Heart” – Love Colony featuring Six, 2002 (Episode 199)
92. “Mi Y’malel“ – The Weavers, 1957 (Episode 12)
93. “Sweet Christmas” – Shonen Knife, 2011 (Episode 246)
94. “First Christmas” – Stan Rogers, 1979 (Episode 264)
95. “Grateful for Christmas” – Hayes Carll, 2010 (Episode 315)
96. “Homo Christmas” – Pansy Division, 1992 (Episode 24)
97. “Feliz Navidad” – Jose Feliciano, 1970 (Episode 52)
98. “Christmas Love” – Martha Bass, 1968 (Episode 161)
99. “I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” – Billie Holiday, 1937 (Episode 108)
100. “Christmas in L.A.” – Vulfpeck, 2015 (Episode 230)
101. “Things Fall Apart” – Cristina, 1981 (Episode 310)
102. “Warm in December” – Julie London, 1956 (Episode 247)
103. “Caroling Caroling” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 66)
104. “All Alone on Christmas” – Darlene Love, 1992 (Episode 233)
105. “George & Andrew” – The Boy Least Likely To, 2010 (Episode 144)
106. “Fairy Tale of New York” – KT Tunstall featuring Ed Harcourt, 2007 (Episode 128)
107. “Everything’s Gonna Be Cool This Christmas” – Eels, 1998 (Episode 35)
108. “I’m Your Santa” – Jeremih & Chance the Rapper, 2016 (Episode 124)
109. “(Everybody’s Waiting for) the Man with the Bag” – Kay Starr, 1950 (Episode 299)
110. “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/We Three Kings” – Barenaked Ladies feat. Sarah McLachlan, 2004 (Episode 215)
111. “How Do You Spell Chanukah?” – The LeeVees, 2005 (Episode 47)
112. “Christmas is Coming” – The Muppets, 1979 (Episode 95)
113. “Space Christmas” – Shonen Knife, 1991 (Episode 39)
114. “Bring me Love” – John Legend, 2018 (Episode 243)
115. “Relics of Love & Light” – Erran Baron Cohen, Idan Raichel & Avivit Caspi, 2008 (Episode 48)
116. “Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas” – Crudbump, 2010 (Episode 32)
117. “Hard Candy Christmas” – Dolly Parton, 1982 (Episode 29)
118. “White Winter Hymnal” – Fleet Foxes, 2008 (Episode 212)
119. “Joy” – Jeremih & Chance the Rapper, 2016 (Episode 145)
120. “Bringing In a Brand New Year” – Charles Brown, 1961 (Episode 186)
121. “Christmas Time is Here” – Khruangbin, 2018 (Episode 329)
122. “Pot In the Latkes” – MC Flow, 2015 (Episode 67)
123. “It’s Christmas Time” – Yo La Tengo, 2002 (Episode 85)
124. “Christmas TV” – Slow Club, 2008 (Episode 122)
125. “Ma’oz Tzur” – Nossa Bossa Nova, 2014 (Episode 115)
126. “Back Door Santa” – Clarence Carter, 1968 (Episode 140)
127. “A House or Maybe a Boat” – Hawksley Workman, 2001 (Episode 183)
128. “Please Come Home for Christmas” – The Eagles, 1978 (Episode 156)
129. “Driving Home for Christmas” – Chris Rea, 1986 (Episode 154)
130. “Run Rudolph Run” – Chuck Berry, 1958 (Episode 312)
131. “1999” Prince, 1982 (Episode 276)
132. “Not by Might, Not by Power” – Debbie Friedman, 1974 (Episode 188)
133. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – The Temptations, 1970 (Episode 190)
134. “This Chanukiah” – Daniel Cainer, 2015 (Episode 249)
135. “There’s a Promise” – The Fraggles, 1985 (Episode 305)
136. “Red Nose, Red Dress” – Christmas Aguilera, 2012 (Episode 280)
137. “Chanukah Time” – Josh & the Jamtones, 2012 (Episode 249)
138. “A Christmas Duel” – The Hives & Cyndi Lauper, 2008 (Episode 178)
139. “Eight Candles” – Yo La Tengo, 2019 (Episode 270)
140. “I Dream of Christmas” – Norah Jones, 2021 (Episode 315)
141. “Christmas Sweatz” – Rhett and Link featuring Hannah Hart & Grace Helbig, 2012 (Episode 31)
142. “No Christmas in Kentucky” – Phil Ochs, 1986 (Episode 104)
143. “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis” – Tom Waits, 1978 (Episode 53)
144. “Auld Lang Syne” – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 23)
145. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” – The Jackson 5, 1970 (Episode 20)
146. “Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)” – The Darkness, 2003 (Episode 232)
147. “In Praise of Christmas” – Loreena McKennitt, 1987 (Episode 166)
148. “Winter Wonderland” – Earth Wind & Fire, 2014 (Episode 130)
149. “Why Can’t It Be Christmastime All Year” – Rosie Thomas, 2008 (Episode 241)
150. “There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In” – Stephen Colbert & Elvis Costello, 2008 (Episode 102)
151. “Christmas Night in Harlem” – Louis Armstrong, 1958 (Episode 127)
152. “Santa” – Lightnin’ Hopkins, 1965 (Episode 127)
153. “Just For Now” – Imogen Heap, 2005 (Episode 36)
154. “Reason to Think Aloud” – Dan Mangan, 2005 (Episode 198)
155. “A New Year” – Stars, 2005 (Episode 237)
156. “New Year” – Regina Spektor, 2016 (Episode 318)
157. “The Holly and the Ivy” – Los Campesinos!, 2014 (Episode 309)
158. “Sleigh Ride” – Astrocolor, 2015 (Episode 253)
159. “Mi Yimalel Too!” – Julie Silver, 2007 (Episode 258)
160. “Angels Blush” – Basia, 1995 (Episode 313)
161. “December” – Earth, Wind and Fire, 2014 (Episode 293)
162. “Merry Something to You” – Devo, 2009 (Episode 202)
163. “All I Want for Christmas” – The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 2008 (Episode 98)
164. ” Santa Will Find You” – Phil Cunningham’s Christmas Songbook Band, 2015 (Episode 302)
165. “The Atheist Christmas Carol” – Vienna Teng, 2004 (Episode 171)
166. “Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah” – Erran Baron Cohen featuring Jules Brookes, 2008 (Episode 149)
167. “We Three Kings” – Pink Martini, 2010 (Episode 152)
168. “Rock of Ages” – Ben Kweller, 2004 (Episode 197)
169. “Underneath the Tree” – Kelly Clarkson, 2013 (Episode 326)
170. “Hurry Up and Light the Candles” – The Macaroons, 2010 (Episode 101)
171. “Santa Claus is a Black Man” – Akim & Teddy Vann, 1973 (Episode 108)
172. “Dreidel” – Erran Baron Cohen featuring Jules Brookes & Y-Love, 2008 (Episode 65)
173. “The New Year” – Death Cab For Cutie, 2003 (Episode 51)
174. “We Need A Little Christmas” – Angela Lansbury, 1966 (Episode 9)
175. “The Twelve Days of Christmas” – John Denver & The Muppets, 1979 (Episode 37)
176. “Listen, the Snow is Falling” – Galaxie 500, 1990 (Episode 214)
177. “New Year’s Resolution” – Camera Obscura, 2013 (Episode 302)
178. “When You Wish Upon a Star” – Cliff Edwards, 1958 (Episode 68)
179. “Seven Principles” – Sweet Honey in the Rock, 1994 (Episode 101)
180. “Things We Don’t Need Anymore” – Jenny Owen Youngs, 2007 (Episode 148)
181. “Christmas Lights” – Paul Baribeau, 2008 (Episode 198)
182. “Winter Wonderland” – Eurythmics, 1987 (Episode 290)
183. “Marie Te Po” – Lucky Boy^, 2019 (Episode 279)
184. “I’d Like You for Christmas” – Julie London, 1957 (Episode 236)
185. “The Christmas Song” – Fantasia, 2017 (Episode 219)
186. “Ma’oz Tsur/Rock of Ages” – Julie Silver, 2006 (Episode 115)
187. “The Christmas Song” – The Raveonettes, 2008 (Episode 98)
188. “Petit Papa Noël” – Tino Rossi, 1946 (Episode 79)
189. “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing“ – Vince Guaraldi & St. Paul’s Episcopal Church Choir, 1965 (Episode 12)
190. “Stop the Cavalry” – Jona Lewie, 1980 (Episode 218)
191. “X’mas Time (It Sure Doesn’t Feel Like It)” – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 1997 (Episode 224)
192. “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” – The Mountain Goats, 2011 (Episode 146)
193. “My Dear Acquaintance” – Regina Spektor, 2007 (Episode 96)
194. “Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing” – Christopher Lee, 2014 (Episode 41)
195. “Hanukkah Gone Metal” – Gods of Fire, 2009 (Episode 93)
196. “This New Year Will Be For You and Me” – Lacrosse, 2007 (Episode 96)
197. “White Wine in the Sun” – Tim Minchin, 2009 (Episode 112)
198. “Good King Wenceslaus” – The Roches, 1990 (Episode 215)
199. “Nothing Left to Do (Let’s Make This Christmas Blue)” – The Both, 2014 (Episode 148)
200. “3 Generations” – Hawksley Workman, 2001 (Episode 254)
201. “Christmas was Better in the 80s” – The Futureheads, 2010 (Episode 202)
202. “I Won’t be Home for Chanukah” – TeamMate, 2012 (Episode 238)
203. “Joy to the World” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 258)
204. “Puppy for Hanukkah” – Daveed Diggs, 2020 (Episode 282)
205. “Listen, the Snow is Falling” – Thea Gilmore, 2009 (Episode 327)
206. “A Long December” – Counting Crows, 1996 (Episode 229)
207. “Christmas Cactus” – Juliana Hatfield, 2021 (Episode 309)
208. “Listen, the Snow is Falling” – Yoko Ono, 1971 (Episode 214)
209. “Mi Yimaleil” – Neal Katz, 2009 (Episode 217)
210. “The Best Christmas of All” – Angela Lansbury & Charles Durning, 1996 (Episode 255)
211. “Strawberry Snow” – Brenda Lee, 1964 (Episode 212)
212. “Pass the Candle” – Michelle Citrin, 2008 (Episode 188)
213. “Sleigh Ride” – Celine Dion, 1981 (Episode 176)
214. “All of the Lights” – Vivek Shraya, 2014 (Episode 273)
215. “Mary had a Baby” – Wynton Marsalis and Roberta Gumbel, 2009 (Episode 284)
216. “Winter Weather” – Squirrel Nut Zippers, 1998 (Episode 166)
217. “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah” – Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 149)
218. “Hanukkah Dance” – Woody Guthrie, 194? (Episode 139)
219. “‘Til Santa’s Gone (Milk and Cookies)” – Clint Black, 1995 (Episode 156)
220. “The Christians and the Pagans” – Dar Williams, 1996 (Episode 307)
221. “Jólakötturinn” – Björk, 1987 (Episode 189)
222. “The Gift of Giving” – Bill Withers, 1972 (Episode 278)
223. “I Have A Little Dreidel” – The Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 7)
224. “Ding Dong Ding Dong” – George Harrison, 1974 (Episode 71)
225. “Santa Baby“ – Eartha Kitt, 1953 (Episode 4)
226. “Hanukkah Tree” – The Klezmatics, 2006 (Episode 38)
227. “I-pod X-mas” – Hello Saferide, 2006 (Episode 10, Episode 274.5)
228. “New Year’s Prayer” – Jeff Buckley, 1998 (Episode 138)
229. “Snoopy’s Christmas” – The Royal Guardsmen, 1967 (Episode 121)
230. “Yes December” – Nerina Pallot, 2011 (Episode 288)
231. “Landy in my Eggnog” – Bad Lucc, 2008 (Episode 83)
232. “Player’s Ball (Original Christmas Version)” – Outkast, 1993 (Episode 295)
233. “Light the Lamp” – Emily Kurn, 2013 (Episode 239)
234. “Arthur McBride and the Sergeant” – Paul Brady, 1977 (Episode 285)
235. “7 O’Clock News/Silent Night” – Simon and Garfunkel, 1966 (Episode 294)
236. “Slipping Into Christmas” – Leon Russell, 1972 (Episode 278)
237. “The Christmas Waltz” – Frank Sinatra, 1954 (Episode 256)
238. “Somewhere in My Memory” – John Williams, 1992 (Episode 233)
239. “We’re Following the Wrong Star” – Billy Bragg, 2010 (Episode 218)
240. “Feast of Lights” – They Might Be Giants, 2001 (Episode 91)
241. “Christmas Memories” – Billy Gilman, 2017 (Episode 151)
242. “Nutmeg” – John Legend, 2008 (Episode 235)
243. “Christmas” – Froggy Fresh & Money Maker Mike, 2012 (Episode 32)
244. “Fa La La” – Bündock, 1988 (Episode 209)
245. “Winter Wonderland” – Jason Mraz, 2012 (Episode 290)
246. “Feliz Navi-Nada” – El Vez, 1995 (Episode 244)
247. “Santa Claus is Back in Town” – Kurt Russell, 2018 (Episode 231)
248. “Snow Falls on the Patio” – Heidi Happy, 2016 (Episode 231)
249. “Chanukah Prayer” – Carole King, 2011 (Episode 239)
250. “Bianco Natale” – Mina, 1968 (Episode 211)
251. “Hanukkah” – The Living Sisters, 2014 (Episode 197)
252. “Last Christmas” – Carly Rae Jepsen, 2015 (Episode 144)
253. “Last Christmas” – Wham!, 1984 (Episode 207)
254. “Have You Heard the News?” – Koko Taylor, 2003 (Episode 187)
255. “Ebeneezer” – The Wizards of Winter, 2015 (Episode 135)
256. “How To Make Gravy” – Paul Kelly, 1996 (Episode 112)
257. “What Child Is This” – Andrea Bocelli featuring Mary J. Blige, 2009 (Episode 164)
258. “That’ll be Christmas” – Thea Gilmore, 2009 (Episode 327)
259. “Don’t Save It All for Christmas Day” – Celine Dion, 1998 (Episode 176)
260. “Finally it’s Christmas” – Hanson, 2017 (Episode 151)
261. “(I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica” – Tom Lehrer, 1990 (Episode 230)
262. “The Quest for the Latke Oil” – Gods of Fire, 2009 (Episode 146)
263. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – Postmodern Jukebox, 2015 (Episode 128)
264. “Merry Christmas Everyone” – Shakin’ Stevens, 1985 (Episode 323)
265. “Puddleglum” – Said the Whale, 2008 (Episode 181)
266. “‘Zat You, Santa Claus?” – Louis Armstrong, 1953 (Episode 155)
267. “Happy Joyous Hanukkah” – Indigo Girls, 2010 (Episode 139)
268. “Are You Coming Over for Christmas” – Belle & Sebastian, 2007 (Episode 122)
269. “Silent Night” – Sinead O’Connor, 1991 (Episode 55)
270. “Puppies Are Forever” – Sia, 2017 (Episode 184)
271. “Home for the Holidays” – The Carpenters, 1978 (Episode 154)
272. “Santa Says Relax” – Joe Innes and the Cavalcade, 2015 (Episode 204)
273. “Winter Wonder Land” – Animal Collective, 2007 (Episode 263)
274. “Here We Come A-Wassailing” – Kate Rusby, 2008 (Episode 245)
275. “Christmas Butt” – Puss n Boots, 2019 (Episode 269)
276. “Legend of the Winter Berry” – Bear in the Big Blue House, 1999 (Episode 305)
277. “(When is) Hanukkah this Year” – Mêlée, 2008 (Episode 238)
278. “O Holy Night” – Bill & Gloria Gaither featuring David Phelps, 2000 (Episode 217)
279. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – Angela Lansbury, 1996 (Episode 111)
280. “Sunshine” – Sia, 2017 (Episode 237)
281. “Santa’s Second Line” – New Birth Brass Band, 1997 (Episode 109)
282. “Spotlight on Christmas” – Rufus Wainwright, 2005 (Episode 84)
283. “The Angel Gabriel” – PC Muñoz featuring Dave Worm, 2015 (Episode 65)
284. “Love in December” – Club 8, 2001 (Episode 247)
285. “Winter Wonderland” – Richard Himber and His Ritz-Carlton Hotel Orchestra, 1934 (Episode 130)
286. “I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas” – Dent May, 2014 (Episode 117)
287. “Gonna Make It Through This Year” – Great Lake Swimmers, 2008 (Episode 138)
288. “Calling on Mary” – Aimee Mann, 2006 (Episode 301)
289. “Aurora Borealis” – Lemon Demon, 2012 (Episode 296)
290. “Another Lonely Christmas” – Prince, 1984 (Episode 276)
291. “Fly on Christmas Dragon” – Robby Grant, 2004 (Episode 274)
292. “My Baby Eats All the Hanukkah Gelt” – Alexis Fishman, 2016 (Episode 173)
293. “Christmas Is Interesting” – Jonathan Coulton, 2003 (Episode 58)
294. “Intangible Things (A Hanukkah Song)” – Haley K. Turner, 2021 (Episode 318)
295. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” – She and Him, 2011 (Episode 330)
296. “Last Christmas (English/Japanese Version)” – Gunnarolla featuring Micaela Braithwaite (Episode 246)
297. “Jingle Bells?” – Barbra Streisand, 1967 (Episode 191)
298. “Elu Agogo” – Ife Ogunwumiju, 2018 (Episode 279)
299. “O Holy Night” – Charlie Rich, 1980 (Episode 267)
300. “The First Song” – Band of Horses, 2006 (Episode 229)
301. “Christmas Day in the Sun” – Hot Hot Heat, 2005 (Episode 181)
302. “Can I Interest You in Hanukkah?” – Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert, 2008 (Episode 102)
303. “Hanukkah Lovin’” – Michelle Citrin, 2012 (Episode 140)
304. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Liza Minnelli & Alan Cumming, 2001 (Episode 178)
305. “Hanukkah in Santa Monica” – Mike Barnett and Allie Feder Kramer, 2021 (Episode 314)
306. “Weed (All I Want for Christmas)” – Nellie McKay, 2015 (Episode 167)
307. “New Jingle Horse” – Geeta Brothers Duet Group feat. Dr. Zeus, 2016 (Episode 291)
308. “Toymageddon” – Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, Eugene Mirman, 2013 (Episode 92)
309. “At Last I’m Ready for Christmas” – Stan Rogers, 1982 (Episode 317)
310. “Hot Rod Hanukkah” – Meshugga Beach Party, 2011 (Episode 298)
311. “Noche Buena” – Celeste Legaspi, 1984 (Episode 228)
312. “New Year’s Day” – U2, 1983 (Episode 203)
313. “Un Flambeau, Jeanette, Isabella” – Diane Taraz, 1993 (Episode 79)
314. “The Wassailing Song” – Blur, 1992 (Episode 245)
315. “Ég fæ jólagjöf” – Katla María, 1980 (Episode 189)
316. “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t be Late)” – JP Maurice, 2018 (Episode 329)
317. “Happy Hanukkah” – Walk Off the Earth feat. Scott Helman, 2018 (Episode 324)
318. “Christmas Eve Eve” – Paul and Storm, 2009 (Episode 301)
319. “Lost in the Snow” – Bruce Hornsby, 2004 (Episode 288)
320. “Dreidel Rap ’89” – Abraham, 1989 (Episode 292)
321. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Michael Bublé, 2011 (Episode 155)
322. “Buffy, It’s Cold Outside” – Jenny Owen Youngs and Kristin Russo, 2017 (Episode 193)
323. “River” – Sarah McLachlan, 2006 (Episode 60)
324. “Home Once a Year” – Marshall Burns, 2016 (Episode 206)
325. “That’s What Christmas is For” – Community cast, 2010 (Episode 105)
326. “Grinch (Ladies Sangeet Interlude)” – The Geeta Brothers Duet Group, 2014 (Episode 142)
327. “Chiron Beta Prime” – Jonathan Coulton, 2006 (Episode 92)
328. “It Must Have Been Love (Christmas for the Broken Hearted)” – Roxette, 1987 (Episode 268)
329. “Time Travel Eggnog” – Eggnog Queen, 2021 (Episode 319)
330. “Merry Christmas Eve” – Better Than Ezra, 1996 (Episode 182)
331. “The Rockin’ Dreidel Song” – Sha Na Na, 2002 (Episode 292)
332. “Silver & Gold” – Burl Ives, 1964 (Episode 133)
333. “Spirit of Christmas” – The Wizards of Winter, 2015 (Episode 56)
334. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Jack Johnson, 2008 (Episode 141)
335. “Canadian Sunset” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 179)
336. “Happy Kwanzaa” – Teddy Pendergrass, 1988 (Episode 201)
337. “Silver Bells” – Kristin Chenoweth, 2008 (Episode 262)
338. “Christmas in L.A. (Yippee Ki Yay)” – Marian Call, 2014 (Episode 224)
339. “Fuck Christmas” – Eric Idle, 2006 (Episode 70)
340. “Christmas Nights in Blue” – Trans-Siberian Orchestra, 2004 (Episode 298)
341. “The War on Christmas” – Hot Dad, 2017 (Episode 307)
342. “Wikipedia Chanukah” – Johnathan Coulton & John Roderick, 2012 (Episode 47)
343. “Candlelight” – The Maccabeats, 2010 (Episode 44)
344. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Gene Autry, 1949 (Episode 34)
345. “Auld Lang Syne (The New Year’s Anthem)” – Mariah Carey, 2010 (Episode 26)
346. “Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)” – Dragonette, 2012 (Episode 137)
347. “I Got This Neighbor” – MU330, 1999 (Episode 221)
348. “Toy Jackpot” – Blackalicious, 2010 (Episode 104)
349. “New Lang Syne (Thank God it’s Over)” – Jim’s Big Ego, 2001 (Episode 287)
350. “Reindeer” – The Knife, 2001 (Episode 266)
351. “Tinsel in the Tea Leaves” – Kathy Lowe, 1999 (Episode 294)
352. “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, King of All the Earth” – The Forever Now, 2020 (Episode 286)
353. “Frosty the Snowman” – Gene Autry, 1950 (Episode 297)
354. “A Holiday Song” – Starflyer 59, 1998 (Episode 260)
355. “Everybody Deserves a Merry Christmas” – Ronnie Fauss, 2013 (Episode 236)
356. “A Kwanzaa Song” – Lovely Hoffman, 2015 (Episode 201)
357. “Christmas Spirit” – Tele Novella, 2015 (Episode 193)
358. “Christmas in the Hood” – Daz Dillinger feat. Deacon, 2008 (Episode 308)
359. “California Christmas Trees” – Mila J, 2019 (Episode 283)
360. “Dreidels of Fire” – Adam Green, 2019 (Episode 270)
361. “Christmas C’mon” by Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G, 2017 (Episode 206)
362. “El Buritto De Belén” – La Rondallita, 1975 (Episode 134)
363. “Holly Jolly Christmas” – Idina Menzel, 2014 (Episode 262)
364. “The Boar’s Head Carol” – Magpie Lane, 1993 (Episode 228)
365. “The Cookie Song” – Amanda Duncan feat. Joanna Burns & Michaela McClain, 2011 (Episode 222)
366. “Hang an Ornament” – Grandaddy & Band of Horses, 2014 (Episode 119)
367. “Santam’n is a Blade Man” – Homestar Runner, 2018 (Episode 234)
368. “Christmas for Two” – Sixpence None The Richer, 2008 (Episode 267)
369. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – Jimmy Pardo & Scott Aukerman, 2008 (Episode 254)
370. “It Doesn’t Often Snow at Christmas” – Pet Shop Boys, 2009 (Episode 289)
371. “Darcy the Dragon” – Roger Whittaker, 1976 (Episode 274)
372. “Snow in Los Angeles” – Dead Sara, 2012 (Episode 171)
373. “Mittens” – Carly Rae Jepsen, 2010 (Episode 77)
374. “Night of Silence” – Marty Haugen, 1995 (Episode 55)
375. “Sailor Moon Christmas” – Peach Hips, 1996 (Episode 54)
376. “The Dethemberween Thnikkaman” – Strong Bad, 2007 (Episode 234)
377. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” – Johnny Mathis, 1986 (Episode 46)
378. “What’s This?” – Danny Elfman, 1993 (Episode 42)
379. “8 Days of Latkes” – Ben Schwartz, 2017 (Episode 165)
380. “Jacob Marley’s Chain” – Aimee Mann, 1993 (Episode 240)
381. “O Du Fröhliche” – Michelle, 1999 (Episode 185)
382. “Who Would Imagine a King” – Whitney Houston, 1996 (Episode 116)
383. “All I Want for Christmas is Halloween” – Happy Fangs, 2013 (Episode 94)
384. “Christmas Trees” – Major Lazer featuring Proteje, 2016 (Episode 216)
385. “Home For the Holidays” – Gentleman Auction House, 2008 (Episode 36)
386. “Jingle Bell Rock” – Bobby Helms, 1957 (Episode 15)
387. “The Train” – Celestial Navigations, 1989 (Episode 87)
388. “Christmas Love” – Ashanti, 2013 (Episode 328)
389. “Christmas Time in the Motor City” – Was (Not Was), 1981 (Episode 310)
390. “Christmas in New Orleans” – Rickie Lee Jones, 2015 (Episode 204)
391. “Chanukah Christmas” – Shelley Posen, 2022 (Episode 324)
392. “13 Nights of Halloween” – Elvira, 2013 (Episode 296)
393. “Do You Want to Hit my Vape Pen?” – MC Flow, 2018 (Episode 259)
394. “Dear Santa (Bring me a Man This Christmas)” – The Weather Girls, 1983 (Episode 208)
395. “At Christmas” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 194)
396. “A Winter Romance” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 179)
397. “Mistletoe and Wine” – Cliff Richard, 1988 (Episode 323)
398. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – Nat King Cole, 1953 (Episode 170)
399. “Frost the Snowman” – The Geeta Brothers Duet Group, 2014 (Episode 142)
400. “An Elf Named Moe” – Carl Stuck, 2017 (Episode 213)
401. “Sufganiot” – A.K.A. Pella, 2013 (Episode 123)
402. “Dear Santa” – Girls’ Generation, 2015 (Episode 107)
403. “Wombling Merry Christmas” – The Wombles, 1974 (Episode 118)
404. “Hanukkah” – The Maneschefits, 2012 (Episode 143)
405. “Run Rudolph Run” – Lemmy Kilmister, Billy F. Gibbons and Dave Grohl, 2008 (Episode 312)
406. “Summer Wonderland” – Ronan Keating, 2016 (Episode 263)
407. “Old Jim’s Christmas Hymn” – Albert C. Campbell & James F. Harrison, 1904 (Episode 248)
408. “Jack Gets Up” – Leo Kottke, 1989 (Episode 240)
409. “Wrapped in Red” – Kelly Clarkson, 2013 (Episode 261)
410. “Vincent the Christmas Virus” – The Arrogant Worms, 1997 (Episode 226)
411. “December Song (I Dreamed of Christmas)” – George Michael, 2008 (Episode 207)
412. “Champagne (I’m Ready)” – Lisa Loeb, 2015 (Episode 186)
413. “Decomposing Pumpkins” – Brainkrieg, 2009 (Episode 242)
414. “Buon Natale” – Nat King Cole, 1959 (Episode 211)
415. “Will 2K” – Will Smith, 1999 (Episode 177)
416. “The Cowboys’ Christmas Ball” – The Killers, 2011 (Episode 220)
417. “It’s Halloween (A Christmas Song)” – Randy Brooks, 2013 (Episode 242)
418. “Bohemian Hanukkah” – Six13, 2018 (Episode 320)
419. “Winona Ryder Hates Christmas” – Fake Shark Real Zombie, 2013 (Episode 317)
420. “Christmas Tree Farm” – Taylor Swift, 2019 (Episode 252)
421. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 330)
422. “Christmas Hooley” – Declan Nerney, 2001 (Episode 162)
423. “My Grown Up Christmas List” – Amy Grant, 1992 (Episode 168)
424. “Hasmonean: A Hamilton Hanukkah” – The Maccabeats, 2016 (Episode 153)
425. “Mary Did You Know” – Pentatonix, 2014 (Episode 116)
426. “I’m Getting Pissed for Christmas” – Peter and the Test Tube Babies, 1998 (Episode 110)
427. “Wonderful Christmastime” – The Shins, 2012 (Episode 103)
428. “Christmas Song” – Dave Matthews Band, 1993 (Episode 63)
429. “Santa’s Beard” – They Might Be Giants, 2001 (Episode 78)
430. “A Christmas Carol” – Tom Lehrer, 1959 (Episode 135)
431. “I Wanna Be Santa Claus” – Ringo Starr, 1999 (Episode 71)
432. “Christmas” – Blues Traveller, 1997 (Episode 268)
433. “Red-Suited Super Man” – Rod Stewart, 2012 (Episode 261)
434. “A Holly Jolly Christmas” – Michael Bublé, 2011 (Episode 210)
435. “Little Drum Machine Boy” – Beck, 1996 (Episode 59)
436. “Happy New Year” – ABBA, 1980 (Episode 40)
437. “Joseph, Better You Than Me” – The Killers feat. Elton John and Neil Tennant, 2008 (Episode 220)
438. “Please Don’t Joke About ‘I, Robot’ This Christmas” – Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins, 2016 (Episode 177)
439. “Holz (Weihnachtslied)” – 257ers, 2016 (Episode 185)
440. “Funky New Year” – The Eagles, 1978 (Episode 172)
441. “The Carol” – LOOΠΔ, 2016 (Episode 145)
442. “Coco Jamboo (Christmas Version)” – Mr. President, 1996 (Episode 304)
443. “Donner and Blitzen” – Thor, 2018 (Episode 320)
444. “Hanukkah Medley” – Julia Lester, 2020 (Episode 282)
445. “The Twelve Days of Christmas” – Frank Sinatra, Frank Sinatra Jr., Nancy Sinatra & Tina Sinatra, 1969 (Episode 256)
446. “The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot” – Vera Lynn, 1937 (Episode 182)
447. “You Make it Feel Like Christmas” – Neil Diamond, 1992 (Episode 331)
448. “The 12 Gifts of Christmas” – Allan Sherman, 1963 (Episode 257)
449. “Good to be Bad” – Pentatonix, 2016 (Episode 210)
450. “Dear Mrs. Claus” – The Barr Brothers, 2011 (Episode 255)
451. “Dick In a Box” – The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake, 2006 (Episode 158)
452. “Xmas Trees” – Kurupt feat. Chris Starr, 2008 (Episode 308)
453. “Christmas is All Around” – Billy Mack, 2003 (Episode 136)
454. “Holidays” – Meghan Trainor, 2020 (Episode 293)
455. “Christmas Lullaby” – Andrea Burns, 1997 (Episode 223)
456. “Don’t Shoot Me Santa” – The Killers, 2007 (Episode 113)
457. “Christmas Piglet” – The Presidents of the United States of America, 1995 (Episode 304)
458. “The Friendly Beasts” – Art Garfunkel & Amy Grant, 1985 (Episode 134)
459. “Christmas Cookies” – RuPaul, 2015 (Episode 222)
460. “Christmas Is Going to the Dogs” – Eels, 2000 (Episode 86)
461. “Xmas Rulez, Voldemort Droolz” – Harry & the Potters, 2010 (Episode 61)
462. “California Christmastime” – Rachel Bloom & the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend cast, 2016 (Episode 105)
463. “Christmastime” – The Arrogant Worms, 1997 (Episode 226)
464. “The Fairy On the Christmas Tree” – Henry Hall, The Three Sisters & The BBC Dance Orchestra, 1936 (Episode 33)
465. “The Sound“ – Paper Route, 2006 (Episode 10)
466. “Papa Noel” – Brenda Lee, 1958 (Episode 16)
467. “Sleigh Ride Party & Jingle Bells” – Edison Male Quartette, 1892 (Episode 248)
468. “Santa Never Made it into Darwin” – Bill & Boyd, 1975 (Episode 205)
469. “I Hate Christmas Parties” – Relient K, 2007 (Episode 195)
470. “Hanukkah Mambo” – The Yule Logs, 2009 (Episode 180)
471. “Neural Story Singing Christmas” – Neural Story Singing, 2016 (Episode 196)
472. “Holiday Freak Shit” – Mila J, 2020 (Episode 303)
473. “The Mistletoe Jam (Everybody Kiss Somebody) – Luther Vandross, 1995 (Episode 322)
474. “Our Love is Like a Holiday” – Michael Bolton, 2001 (Episode 265)
475. “Desi Jingle Bells” – Lilly Singh, 2012 (Episode 273)
476. “Same Old Lang Syne” – Dan Fogelberg, 1980 (Episode 203)
477. “All I Want for Xmas” – Draco and the Malfoys, 2013 (Episode 169)
478. “Great Big Sled” – The Killers, 2006 (Episode 113)
479. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen” – The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, 2003 (Episode 272)
480. “A Hamilton Chanukah” – Six13, 2016 (Episode 153)
481. “Come On Santa” – The Raveonettes, 2008 (Episode 120)
482. “When the Saints Go Marching In” – Mitsuishi Kotono, 1996 (Episode 72)
483. “New Year’s Eve” – Snoop Dogg & Marty James, 2010 (Episode 40)
484. “Christmas All Over Again” – Tom Petty, 1992 (Episode 19)
485. “Tennessee Christmas” – Lee Greenwood, 1985 (Episode 265)
486. “Mixed Nuts” – Dr. John, 1994 (Episode 8)
487. “Dirt Sledding” – The Killers, 2015 (Episode 306)
488. “No Snowmen in LA” – Ms. Maura & the Misters, 2016 (Episode 106)
489. “Have Yourself a Scary Little Solstice” – The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, 2003 (Episode 42)
490. “Scary F**ked Up Christmas” – Garfunkel & Oates, 2011 (Episode 67)
491. “Christmas Dinner Country Style” – Bing Crosby, 1963 (Episode 80)
492. “I’d Like to Have an Elephant for Christmas” – Hank Thompson, 1964 (Episode 316)
493. “Good Queen Wenceslas” – Goldstein, 2017 (Episode 280)
494. “Love’s Not Just for Christmas” – Intu with London Community Gospel Choir, 2017 (Episode 196)
495. “Lonely Pup (In a Christmas Shop)” – Adam Faith, 1960 (Episode 184)
496. “Christmas in Killarney” – Bing Crosby, 1951 (Episode 162)
497. “Wonderful Christmastime“ – Paul McCartney, 1979 (Episode 3)
498. “Christmas in Fallujah” – Cass Dillon, 2007 (Episode 121)
499. “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day” – The A-Teens, 2002 (Episode 28)
500. “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays” – N’Sync, 1998 (Episode 22)
501. “New Year’s Day” – Taylor Swift, 2017 (Episode 287)
502. “A Mother’s Christmas Wish” – Olivia Newton-John, 2007 (Episode 219)
503. “Fabian” – Tripod. 2004 (Episode 131)
504. “I Feel it in My Bones” – The Killers, 2012 (Episode 306)
505. “4 Carats” – Kelly Clarkson, 2013 (Episode 133)
506. “8 Days of Christmas” – Destiny’s Child, 2001 (Episode 57)
507. “Roly Poly the Polar Bear” – Peppermint Kandy Kids, 1978 (Episode 163)
508. “RuPaul the Red-Nosed Drag Queen” – RuPaul, 1998 (Episode 24)
509. “Holiday Sweater” – San Jose Sharks, 2014 (Episode 31)
510. “Wit It This Christmas” – Ariana Grande, 2015 (Episode 56)
511. “Taking Care of Christmas” – Randy Bachmann, 2008 (Episode 49)
512. “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” –  Ross Bagdasarian, Sr., 1958 (Episode 72)
513. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Louis Armstrong & Velma Middleton, 195? (Episode 277)
514. “Hanukkah Hawaiian” – Regina Smoler, 2019 (Episode 314)
515. “Twas the Night” – Nate Dogg and Snoop Dogg, 1997 (Episode 259)
516. “He Drew the Line” – Woody Wright, Mike Allen, Gene McDonald, Glenn Dustin, George Younce, 2000 (Episode 284)
517. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – DMX, 2017 (Episode 190)
518. “Barry the Elf” – Bucko and Champs, 1998 (Episode 213)
519. “Christmas Cookies” – George Strait, 2000 (Episode 173)
520. “Holy Shit It’s Christmas” – Deer Tick, 2010 (Episode 169)
521. “Six Cups of Eggnog” – Larry Costa, 2018 (Episode 319)
522. “10,000 Santa Clauses (But Not One Gift For Me)” – Peter Pan Caroleers, 196? (Episode 163)
523. “Oi to the World” – No Doubt, 1996 (Episode 281)
524. “Santa Claws is Coming to Town” – Alice Cooper, John 5, Billy Sheehan, and Vinny Appice, 2008 (Episode 321)
525. “Classic Pop, in the Style of Frank Sinatra” – Open AI’s Jukebox, 2020 (Episode 286)
526. “The Chipmunk Song” – Lost Dogs, 1999 (Episode 260)
527. “I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas” – Yogi Yorgesson, 1949 (Episode 257)
528. “Big Ol’ Drummer Bwoy” – Sons of Odin, 2013 (Episode 221)
529. “We Three Kings” – Patti Smith, 1997 (Episode 152)
530. “A Land Called Sufganiyot” – Mama Doni Band, 2011 (Episode 123)
531. “Bimuelo” – Sarah Aroeste, 2017 (Episode 165)
532. “Stay a Little Longer, Santa” – Shemekia Copeland, 2003 (Episode 187)
533. “No Latkes” – OHT Crew, 2011 (Episode 227)
534. “It’s a Lonely Christmas” – The Charters, 2016 (Episode 120)
535. “Christmas Smorgasbord” – Swedish Chef, 2006 (Episode 62)
536. “All I Want for XXXMas” – Slayyyter feat. Ayesha Erotica, 2018 (Episode 269)
537. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Michael Buble, 2011 (Episode 264)
538. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – The Offspring, 2020 (Episode 311)
539. “Hanu-calypso” – Kenny Ellis, 2005 (Episode 180)
540. “It’s Hard to be a Cat at Christmas” – Cats Across America, 2013 (Episode 86)
541. “Like It’s Christmas” – The Jonas Brothers, 2019 (Episode 252)
542. “Give the Gift of Egg Nog” – Samantha Bee (et al.), 2018 (Episode 235)
543. “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” – Gayla Peevey, 1953 (Episode 126)
544. “Christmas Under the Sea” – Aqua Kids, 2008 (Episode 174)
545. “I Want an Elephant for Christmas” – Peter Pan Caroleers, 196? (Episode 316)
546. “Oh, Santa!” – VeggieTales, 1998 (Episode 159)
547. “Text Me Merry Christmas” – Straight No Chaser feat. Kristen Bell, 2014 (Episode 137)
548. “Christmas in the Stars” – Anthony Daniels, Meco, etc., 1980 (Episode 61)
549. “Monster’s Holiday” – Bobby “Boris” Pickett, 1962 (Episode 94)
550. “I’ve Got Some Presents for Santa” – Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy, 1994 (Episode 303)
551. “The Season’s Upon Us” – Dropkick Murphys, 2012 (Episode 281)
552. “Kidnap the Sandy Claws” – Korn, 2008 (Episode 272)
553. “Captain Santa Claus (and His Reindeer Space Patrol)” – Bobby Helms, 1957 (Episode 16)
554. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree/Jingle Bell Rock” – Michael Bublé & Carly Rae Jepsen, 2012 (Episode 38)
555. “Holly Jolly Christmas” – Daveigh Chase, 2002 (Episode 28)
556. “You Make it Feel Like Christmas” – Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton, 2017 (Episode 271)
557. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Neil Diamond, 1994 (Episode 331)
558. “Pass the Latkes” – Kid Kosher, 2004 (Episode 227)
559. “A Baby Changes Everything” – Faith Hill, 2008 (Episode 164)
560. “Santa Baby” – Taylor Swift, 2007 (Episode 114)
561. “Christmas Time” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 194)
562. “Pudsy’s Christmas” – Jonathan Coulton, 2019 (Episode 283)
563. “Oi to the World” – The Vandals, 1996 (Episode 110)
564. “I Am Santa Claus” – Bob Rivers, 1993 (Episode 93)
565. “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” – Twisted Sister, 2006 (Episode 232)
566. “Hanukkah (My Favorite Time of the Year)” – Too $hort, 2012 (Episode 83)
567. “Mistletoe” – Justin Bieber, 2011 (Episode 77)
568. “You’re Not Alone” – Boyz II Men, 1993 (Episode 57)
569. “Christmas Time” – Backstreet Boys, 1996 (Episode 22)
570. “Santa Claus Lane” – Hilary Duff, 2002 (Episode 27)
571. “Xtina’s Xmas” – Christina Aguilera, 2000 (Episode 251)
572. “My Only Wish (This Year)” – Britney Spears, 2000 (Episode 251)
573. “Where Are You Christmas” – Faith Hill, 2000 (Episode 82)
574. “Ludacrismas” – Ludacris, 2007 (Episode 160)
575. “The Night Santa Went Crazy” – Weird Al Yankovic, 1996 (Episode 58)
576. “I’m Gonna Email Santa” – Billy Gilman, 2000 (Episode 5)
577. “All I Really Want for Christmas” – Lil Jon featuring Kool-Aid Man, 2018 (Episode 289)
578. “Aussie Jingle Bells” – Bucko & Champs, 1996 (Episode 205)
579. “Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile” – Heather Noel, 1987 (Episode 192)
580. “A Willie Nice Christmas” – Kacey Musgraves featuring Willie Nelson, 2016 (Episode 167)
581. “Jingle Horse” – Jerry Riggins (et. al.), 1999 (Episode 291)
582. “What Time is it?” – LoCash, 2012 (Episode 271)
583. “Date With Santa” – Andreas Weise, 2015 (Episode 326)
584. “Mele Kalikimaka” – Nick Hexum, 2002 (Episode 311)
585. “Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer” – Squirrel Nut Zippers, 1997 (Episode 216)
586. “Jingle Bells (A Hip-Hop Carol)” – Kyle Massey, 2007 (Episode 68)
587. “Chanukah Honey” – Rachel Bloom, 2013 (Episode 64)
588. “A Day To Celebrate” – Carrie Fisher, 1978 (Episode 69)
589. “You’re My Christmas” – Juliet Lyons, 2013 (Episode 328)
590. “Santa Forever” – Mia Crosby featuring Dave Jay, 2009 (Episode 107)
591. “Le temps d’une dinde” – Roland Hi! Ha! Tremblay, 1988 (Episode 209)
592. “Six White Boomers” – Rolf Harris, 1960 (Episode 131)
593. “Halloween Hanukkah Christmas Ghost” – Hap Palmer, 1996 (Episode 143)
594. “Christmas Rap” – The Cryptkeeper, 1994 (Episode 321)
595. “¿Dónde Está Santa Claus?” – Augie Rios, 1958 (Episode 295)
596. “Naughty Christmas (Goblin in the Office)” – Fat Les, 1998 (Episode 118)
597. “I’m Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas” – Stan Hart & Veronica Taylor, 2001 (Episode 54)
598. “Christmas Tree” – Lady Gaga & Space Cowboy, 2008 (Episode 39)
599. “Light of Christmas” – Owl City & TobyMac, 2013 (Episode 44)
600. “Mele Kalikimaka” – Bing Crosby & the Andrews Sisters, 1950 (Episode 30)
601. “Must Be Santa” – Bob Dylan, 2009 (Episode 19)
602. “Grinch 2000” – Busta Rhymes feat. Jim Carrey, 2000 (Episode 160)
603. “I’m Gonna Spend my Christmas with a Dalek” – The Go-Go’s, 1964 (Episode 285)
604. “Rudolph Chewed Off” – Dragon Boy Suede, 2013 (Episode 183)
605. “Drivin’ the Pig (Manejando el Cerdo)” – Jimmy Buffett, 2016 (Episode 124)
606. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – R. Kelly, 2016 (Episode 111)
607. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” – Jimmy Boyd, 1952 (Episode 17)
608. “Dominick the Donkey“ – Lou Monte, 1960 (Episode 11)
609. “Xmas Slide” – Xpress Band, 2002 (Episode 89)
610. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” – John Cougar Mellencamp, 1987 (Episode 129)
611. “Snow Snow Snow” – The Band of Merrymakers, 2015 (Episode 97)
612. “Silver Bells” – Kathie Lee Gifford feat. Regis Philbin, 1993 (Episode 82)
613. “Jingle Bells” – Jimmy Buffett, 1996 (Episode 191)
614. “Surabaya Santa” – Jessica Molaskey, 1997 (Episode 223)
615. “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” – Spike Jones & His City Slickers, 1948 (Episode 126)
616. “Merry Merry Merry Frickin’ Christmas (World Champion Red Sox Anthem)” – Frickin’ A, 2004 (Episode 106)
617. “Hallelujah” – The Osmonds, 2015 (Episode 84)
618. “Heavy Metal Christmas” – Twisted Sister, 2006 (Episode 41)
619. “Christmas In the Sand” – Colbie Callait, 2012 (Episode 30)
620. “Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum” – Jimmy Buffett, 1996 (Episode 81)
621. “Macarena Christmas” – Los del Rio, 1996 (Episode 89)
622. “Earl the Christmas Squirrel” – The Moffatts, 1996 (Episode 27)
623. “Christmas Tree” – Dustin the Turkey, 1996 (Episode 147)
624. “Sick Christmas” – (DJ) The Prophet, 1994 (Episode 253)
625. “Not Tonight Santa” – Girls Aloud, 2005 (Episode 158)
626. “Santa Baby” – Michael Buble, 2011 (Episode 114)
627. “Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You’re A Lovely Guy)” – Max Headroom, 1986 (Episode 34)
628. “Everybody Knows the Claus” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 5)
629. “Santa Baby” – Madonna, 1987 (Episode 129)
630. “Santa’s Coming” – CKY, 1999 (Episode 192)
631. “Be Claus I Got High” – Bob Rivers, 2002 (Episode 117)
632. “Do They Know It’s Christmas” – Band Aid, 1984 (Episode 97)
633. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside“ – Esther Williams, Ricardo Montalbán, Red Skelton, & Betty Garrett, 1949 (Episode 6)
634. “Santa Stole My Girlfriend” – The Maine, 2008 (Episode 78)
635. “Drummer Boy” – Justin Bieber featuring Busta Rhymes, 2011 (Episode 13)
636. “All I Want For Christmas Is a Real Good Tan” – Kenny Chesney, 2003 (Episode 81)
637. “Christmas Eve” – Justin Bieber, 2011 (Episode 208)
638. “I Want a Boob Job for Christmas” – Virginia Kegel, 1994 (Episode 168)
639. “What Do You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)” – The Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir and Chorale, 1980 (Episode 69)
640. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Rhan Wilson, 2004 (Episode 241)
641. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Elmo and Patsy, 1979 (Episode 49)
642. “Hey Santa” – Royal Crown Revue, 2010 (Episode 17)
643. “The 12 Pains of Christmas” – Bob Rivers, 1988 (Episode 64)
644. “Funky Funky Xmas” – New Kids on the Block, 1989 (Episode 172)
645. “The Christmas Shoes” – NewSong, 2000 (Episode 1)**
646. ”Christmas in the Hood“ – Twiztid, Wolfpac, Lavel, ROC & Blaze, 2003 (Episode 50)
647. “The Obama Christmas Song for Liberals” – AFP California, 2011 (Episode 75)
648. “Christmas is Coming Twice This Year” – The Hollytones, 1992 (Episode 175)
649. “On A Mission” – Twiztid, 2011 (Episode 250)
650. “Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire” – Bob Rivers, 2001 (Episode 227)
651. “Let Her Blow” – Afroman, 2006 (Episode 225)
652. “Never Do a Tango With an Eskimo” – Alma Cogan, 1955 (Episode 150)
653. “Honorable Congratulations” – The McGuire Sisters, 1957 (Episode 313)
654. “Santa Claus is Watching You” – Ray Stevens, 1985 (Episode 200)
655. “Faith In Santa” – Hermann Lammers Meyer, 2010 (Episode 87)
656. “Maybe This Christmas” – Shane Dawson, 2012 (Episode 325)
657. “Jingle Bombs” – Jeff Dunham, 2008 (Episode 125)
658. “Christmas with a Capital C” – Go Fish, 2010 (Episode 70)
659. “Grinch” – Dax, 2020 (Episode 275)
660. “Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday” – Brad Paisley, 2006 (Episode 25)**
661. “I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus” – Matt Rogers, 1997 (Episode 100)**
662. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Rap Version)” – Dr. Elmo and Bling Crosby, 2007 (Episode 300)

* Formerly top of the list
** Formerly bottom of the list