THE LIST

Every Christmas/Hanukkah/New Year/Kwanzaa/winter/holiday song we’ve reviewed, ranked from best to worst:

1. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Darlene Love, 1963 (Episode 76, Episode 99.5)
2. “Alfie the Christmas Tree/It’s In Every One of Us” – John Denver & the Muppets, 1979 (Episode 100)
3. “The Secret of Christmas” – Ella Fitzgerald, 1960 (Episode 50)*
4. “The Christmas Song“ – Nat King Cole, 1961 (Episode 1)*
5. “Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy” – Bing Crosby & David Bowie, 1977 (Episode 13)
6. “White Christmas” – Bing Crosby, 1947 (Episode 25)
7. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” – Frank Sinatra, 1947 (Episode 175)
8. “Maybe This Christmas” – Ron Sexsmith, 2002 (Episode 150)
9. “All I Want for Christmas Is You” – Mariah Carey, 1994 (Episode 26)
10. “Christmas in the Room” – Sufjan Stevens, 2008 (Episode 125)
11. “Everyday Will Be Like a Holiday” – William Bell, 1967 (Episode 250)
12. “Someday at Christmas” – Stevie Wonder, 1967 (Episode 225)
13. “Just Like Christmas” – Low, 1999 (Episode 75)
14. “Christmastime is Here (Vocal)” – Vince Guaraldi Trio & St. Paul’s Episcopal Church Choir, 1965 (Episode 99)
15. “A Change at Christmas (Say it Isn’t So)” – The Flaming Lips, 2003 (Episode 275)
16. “Seven Shades of Snow” – June Christy, 1961 (Episode 200)
17. “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” – John Lennon, 1971 (Episode 3)
18. “Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!“ – Vaughn Monroe, 1945 (Episode 6)
19. “Christmas Wrapping” – Save Ferris, 1999 (Episode 2)
20. “Christmas Unicorn“ – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 11)
21. “Thank God It’s Christmas” – Queen, 1984 (Episode 18)
22. “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” – Bing Crosby, 1943 (Episode 195)
23. “Christmas in Hollis” – Run DMC, 1987 (Episode 21)
24. “Oh My Christmas Tree” – Dr. Dog, 2013 (Episode 350)
25. “The Christmas Waltz” – Peggy Lee, 1960 (Episode 300)
26. “What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?” – Ella Fitzgerald, 1960 (Episode 23)
27. “Step Into Christmas” – Elton John, 1973 (Episode 18)
28. “Put the Lights on the Tree” – Sufjan Stevens, 2006 (Episode 95)
29. “Christmas is Coming Soon” – Blitzen Trapper, 2003 (Episode 325)
30. “Dreidel Bird” – The Macaroons, 2010 (Episode 7)
31. “The Man With All the Toys” – The Beach Boys, 1964 (Episode 74)
32. “Sleigh Ride” – The Ronettes, 1963 (Episode 119)
33. “December Will Be Magic Again” – Kate Bush, 1979 (Episode 14)
34. “Hanukkah Blessings” – The Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 48)
35. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” – Bruce Springsteen, 1975 (Episode 20)
36. “The Christmas Wish” – Kermit the Frog, 1979 (Episode 147)
37. “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” – Wizzard, 1973 (Episode 43)
38. “White Christmas” – The Drifters, 1954 (Episode 46)
39. “I Wish it Was Christmas Today” – Julian Casablancas, 2008 (Episode 364)
40. “Welcome Christmas (Reprise)” – How the Grinch Stole Christmas, 1966 (Episode 99)
41. “I Wish You Love“ – Blossom Dearie, 1964 (Episode 8)
42. “Little Saint Nick” – The Beach Boys, 1964 (Episode 74)
43. “Father Christmas” – The Kinks, 1977 (Episode 132)
44. “Latke Clan” – The LeeVees, 2005 (Episode 157)
45. “Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells” – Fats Waller, 1936 (Episode 33)
46. “Miracle” – Matisyahu, 2010 (Episode 21)
47. “Pretty Paper” – Willie Nelson, 1979 (Episode 29)
48. “Outside of December” – The LeeVees & Matisyahu, 2015 (Episode 90)
49. “It Feels Like Christmas” – The Ghost of Christmas Present, 1992 (Episode 62)
50. “Blue X-Mas (To Whom It May Concern)” – Bob Dorough & Miles Davis, 1962 (Episode 45)
51. “Do You Hear What I Hear?” – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 59)
52. “Let It Snow” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 80)
53. “This Year” – The Mountain Goats, 2005 (Episode 51)
54. “Christmas at the Zoo” – The Flaming Lips, 1995 (Episode 85)
55. “8 Days (of Hanukkah)” – Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings, 2015 (Episode 90)
56. “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight)” – The Ramones, 1989 (Episode 141)
57. “Mary’s Baby” – Charles Bradley featuring the Gospel Queens, 2010 (Episode 199)
58. “CORRESPONDENCE: Silent Night” – Annika Norland, 2018 (Episode 266)
59. “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” – The Polyphonic Spree, 2004 (Episode 103)
60. “Come On! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance” – Sufjan Stevens, 2006 (Episode 157)
61. “Close Your Mouth It’s Christmas” – The Free Design, 1968 (Episode 73)
62. “Christmas Wrapping” – The Waitresses, 1981 (Episode 2, Episode 274.5)
63. “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas“ – Judy Garland, 1944 (Episode 9)
64. “Rockin Around The Christmas Tree” – Brenda Lee, 1958 (Episode 15)
65. “Everything is Cool” – John Prine, 1990 (Episode 35)
66. “The Merriest” – June Christy, 1961 (Episode 299)
67. “River” – Joni Mitchell, 1971 (Episode 60)
68. “Ain’t No Chimneys in the Projects” – Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, 2015 (Episode 66)
69. “Sleigh Ride” – TLC, 1993 (Episode 322)
70. “Light One Candle” – Peter, Paul & Mary, 1983 (Episode 91)
71. “Merry Christmas Everybody” – Slade, 1973 (Episode 43)
72. “Blue Christmas” – Elvis Presley, 1957 (Episode 45)
73. “Love is Christmas” – Sara Bareilles, 2011 (Episode 161)
74. “Pass It On” – The Fraggles, 1988 (Episode 37)
75. “Ocho Kandelikas” – Pink Martini, 2010 (Episode 52)
76. “Silent Night, Holy Night (Stille Nacht)” – John Denver and the Muppets, 1979 (Episode 88)
77. “Fairytale of New York” – The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl, 1988 (Episode 53)
78. “Joseph Who Understood” – The New Pornographers, 2007 (Episode 63)
79. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Olivia Olson, 2003 (Episode 136)
80. “01 Have You Seen it in the Snow?” – The Magnetic Fields, 2017 (Episode 174)
81. “One More Sleep ‘Til Christmas” – Kermit the Frog, 1992 (Episode 224)
82. “Underneath the Christmas Lights” – Sia, 2017 (Episode 243)
83. “I Believe in Father Christmas” – Greg Lake, 1975 (Episode 132)
84. “O Tannenbaum” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 88)
85. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Death Cab For Cutie, 2004 (Episode 76)
86. “Rudolph Pouts” – Israfel’s Son, 196? (Episode 73)
87. “Christmas in New Orleans” – Louis Armstrong, 1958 (Episode 109)
88. “Merry Merry” – The Bird and The Bee, 2020 (Episode 297)
89. “Star of Wonder” – Tori Amos, 2009 (Episode 14)
90. “Five Pound Box of Money” – Pearl Bailey, 1958 (Episode 4)
91. “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” – Thurl Ravenscroft, 1966 (Episode 159)
92. “Mother Christmas” – J.S. Ondara, 2017 (Episode 170)
93. “Christmas is a Feeling In Your Heart” – Love Colony featuring Six, 2002 (Episode 199)
94. “Mi Y’malel“ – The Weavers, 1957 (Episode 12)
95. “Sweet Christmas” – Shonen Knife, 2011 (Episode 246)
96. “First Christmas” – Stan Rogers, 1979 (Episode 264)
97. “Grateful for Christmas” – Hayes Carll, 2010 (Episode 315)
98. “Homo Christmas” – Pansy Division, 1992 (Episode 24)
99. “Feliz Navidad” – Jose Feliciano, 1970 (Episode 52)
100. “Christmas Love” – Martha Bass, 1968 (Episode 161)
101. “I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” – Billie Holiday, 1937 (Episode 108)
102. “Christmas in L.A.” – Vulfpeck, 2015 (Episode 230)
103. “Things Fall Apart” – Cristina, 1981 (Episode 310)
104. “Warm in December” – Julie London, 1956 (Episode 247)
105. “Caroling Caroling” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 66)
106. “All Alone on Christmas” – Darlene Love, 1992 (Episode 233)
107. “George & Andrew” – The Boy Least Likely To, 2010 (Episode 144)
108. “Fairy Tale of New York” – KT Tunstall featuring Ed Harcourt, 2007 (Episode 128)
109. “Everything’s Gonna Be Cool This Christmas” – Eels, 1998 (Episode 35)
110. “I’m Your Santa” – Jeremih & Chance the Rapper, 2016 (Episode 124)
111. “(Everybody’s Waiting for) the Man with the Bag” – Kay Starr, 1950 (Episode 299)
112. “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/We Three Kings” – Barenaked Ladies feat. Sarah McLachlan, 2004 (Episode 215)
113. “How Do You Spell Chanukah?” – The LeeVees, 2005 (Episode 47)
114. “Christmas is Coming” – The Muppets, 1979 (Episode 95)
115. “Space Christmas” – Shonen Knife, 1991 (Episode 39)
116. “Bring me Love” – John Legend, 2018 (Episode 243)
117. “Relics of Love & Light” – Erran Baron Cohen, Idan Raichel & Avivit Caspi, 2008 (Episode 48)
118. “Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas” – Crudbump, 2010 (Episode 32)
119. “Hard Candy Christmas” – Dolly Parton, 1982 (Episode 29)
120. “White Winter Hymnal” – Fleet Foxes, 2008 (Episode 212)
121. “Joy” – Jeremih & Chance the Rapper, 2016 (Episode 145)
122. “Bringing In a Brand New Year” – Charles Brown, 1961 (Episode 186)
123. “Christmas Time is Here” – Khruangbin, 2018 (Episode 329)
124. “Pot In the Latkes” – MC Flow, 2015 (Episode 67)
125. “It’s Christmas Time” – Yo La Tengo, 2002 (Episode 85)
126. “Christmas TV” – Slow Club, 2008 (Episode 122)
127. “Ma’oz Tzur” – Nossa Bossa Nova, 2014 (Episode 115)
128. “Back Door Santa” – Clarence Carter, 1968 (Episode 140)
129. “A House or Maybe a Boat” – Hawksley Workman, 2001 (Episode 183)
130. “Please Come Home for Christmas” – The Eagles, 1978 (Episode 156)
131. “Driving Home for Christmas” – Chris Rea, 1986 (Episode 154)
132. “Run Rudolph Run” – Chuck Berry, 1958 (Episode 312)
133. “1999” Prince, 1982 (Episode 276)
134. “Not by Might, Not by Power” – Debbie Friedman, 1974 (Episode 188)
135. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – The Temptations, 1970 (Episode 190)
136. “This Chanukiah” – Daniel Cainer, 2015 (Episode 249)
137. “There’s a Promise” – The Fraggles, 1985 (Episode 305)
138. “Red Nose, Red Dress” – Christmas Aguilera, 2012 (Episode 280)
139. “Chanukah Time” – Josh & the Jamtones, 2012 (Episode 249)
140. “A Christmas Duel” – The Hives & Cyndi Lauper, 2008 (Episode 178)
141. “Eight Candles” – Yo La Tengo, 2019 (Episode 270)
142. “I Dream of Christmas” – Norah Jones, 2021 (Episode 315)
143. “Christmas Sweatz” – Rhett and Link featuring Hannah Hart & Grace Helbig, 2012 (Episode 31)
144. “No Christmas in Kentucky” – Phil Ochs, 1986 (Episode 104)
145. “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis” – Tom Waits, 1978 (Episode 53)
146. “Auld Lang Syne” – Sufjan Stevens, 2012 (Episode 23)
147. “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” – The Jackson 5, 1970 (Episode 20)
148. “Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)” – The Darkness, 2003 (Episode 232)
149. “In Praise of Christmas” – Loreena McKennitt, 1987 (Episode 166)
150. “Winter Wonderland” – Earth Wind & Fire, 2014 (Episode 130)
151. “Why Can’t It Be Christmastime All Year” – Rosie Thomas, 2008 (Episode 241)
152. “There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In” – Stephen Colbert & Elvis Costello, 2008 (Episode 102)
153. “Christmas Night in Harlem” – Louis Armstrong, 1958 (Episode 127)
154. “Santa” – Lightnin’ Hopkins, 1965 (Episode 127)
155. “Just For Now” – Imogen Heap, 2005 (Episode 36)
156. “Reason to Think Aloud” – Dan Mangan, 2005 (Episode 198)
157. “A New Year” – Stars, 2005 (Episode 237)
158. “If it be Your Will” – HAIM, 2019 (Episode 332)
159. “New Year” – Regina Spektor, 2016 (Episode 318)
160. “The Holly and the Ivy” – Los Campesinos!, 2014 (Episode 309)
161. “Sleigh Ride” – Astrocolor, 2015 (Episode 253)
162. “Mi Yimalel Too!” – Julie Silver, 2007 (Episode 258)
163. “Angels Blush” – Basia, 1995 (Episode 313)
164. “December” – Earth, Wind and Fire, 2014 (Episode 293)
165. “Merry Something to You” – Devo, 2009 (Episode 202)
166. “All I Want for Christmas” – The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, 2008 (Episode 98)
167. ” Santa Will Find You” – Phil Cunningham’s Christmas Songbook Band, 2015 (Episode 302)
168. “The Twelve Days of Christmas” – The Popguns, 2021 (Episode 355)
169. “The Atheist Christmas Carol” – Vienna Teng, 2004 (Episode 171)
170. “Hanukkah Oh Hanukkah” – Erran Baron Cohen featuring Jules Brookes, 2008 (Episode 149)
171. “We Three Kings” – Pink Martini, 2010 (Episode 152)
172. “Rock of Ages” – Ben Kweller, 2004 (Episode 197)
173. “Underneath the Tree” – Kelly Clarkson, 2013 (Episode 326)
174. “Hurry Up and Light the Candles” – The Macaroons, 2010 (Episode 101)
175. “Santa Claus is a Black Man” – Akim & Teddy Vann, 1973 (Episode 108)
176. “Dreidel” – Erran Baron Cohen featuring Jules Brookes & Y-Love, 2008 (Episode 65)
177. “The New Year” – Death Cab For Cutie, 2003 (Episode 51)
178. “We Need A Little Christmas” – Angela Lansbury, 1966 (Episode 9)
179. “The Twelve Days of Christmas” – John Denver & The Muppets, 1979 (Episode 37)
180. “Listen, the Snow is Falling” – Galaxie 500, 1990 (Episode 214)
181. “New Year’s Resolution” – Camera Obscura, 2013 (Episode 302)
182. “When You Wish Upon a Star” – Cliff Edwards, 1958 (Episode 68)
183. “Seven Principles” – Sweet Honey in the Rock, 1994 (Episode 101)
184. “Things We Don’t Need Anymore” – Jenny Owen Youngs, 2007 (Episode 148)
185. “Christmas Lights” – Paul Baribeau, 2008 (Episode 198)
186. “Winter Wonderland” – Eurythmics, 1987 (Episode 290)
187. “Winter Weather” – Benny Goodman and his orchestra, Peggy Lee and Art Lund (Episode 339)
188. “I Still Believe in Christmas” – The Fleshtones, 2008 (Episode 361)
189. “Marie Te Po” – Lucky Boy^, 2019 (Episode 279)
190. “I’d Like You for Christmas” – Julie London, 1957 (Episode 236)
191. “The Christmas Song” – Fantasia, 2017 (Episode 219)
192. “Ma’oz Tsur/Rock of Ages” – Julie Silver, 2006 (Episode 115)
193. “The Christmas Song” – The Raveonettes, 2008 (Episode 98)
194. “Petit Papa Noël” – Tino Rossi, 1946 (Episode 79)
195. “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing“ – Vince Guaraldi & St. Paul’s Episcopal Church Choir, 1965 (Episode 12)
196. “Stop the Cavalry” – Jona Lewie, 1980 (Episode 218)
197. “X’mas Time (It Sure Doesn’t Feel Like It)” – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, 1997 (Episode 224)
198. “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” – The Mountain Goats, 2011 (Episode 146)
199. “My Dear Acquaintance” – Regina Spektor, 2007 (Episode 96)
200. “Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing” – Christopher Lee, 2014 (Episode 41)
201. “Hanukkah Gone Metal” – Gods of Fire, 2009 (Episode 93)
202. “This New Year Will Be For You and Me” – Lacrosse, 2007 (Episode 96)
203. “White Wine in the Sun” – Tim Minchin, 2009 (Episode 112)
204. “The Night of the Dreidel” – Craig Carothers, 2016 (Episode 343)
205. “Good King Wenceslaus” – The Roches, 1990 (Episode 215)
206. “Nothing Left to Do (Let’s Make This Christmas Blue)” – The Both, 2014 (Episode 148)
207. “Jingle Bells” – Béla Fleck and the Flecktones featuring Alash, 2008 (Episode 356)
208. “3 Generations” – Hawksley Workman, 2001 (Episode 254)
209. “Christmas was Better in the 80s” – The Futureheads, 2010 (Episode 202)
210. “Maybe Next Year” – Jenny Owen Youngs, 2019 (Episode 352)
211. “I Won’t be Home for Chanukah” – TeamMate, 2012 (Episode 238)
212. “Joy to the World” – Nat King Cole, 1960 (Episode 258)
213. “Puppy for Hanukkah” – Daveed Diggs, 2020 (Episode 282)
214. “Listen, the Snow is Falling” – Thea Gilmore, 2009 (Episode 327)
215. “A Long December” – Counting Crows, 1996 (Episode 229)
216. “Christmas Cactus” – Juliana Hatfield, 2021 (Episode 309)
217. “Listen, the Snow is Falling” – Yoko Ono, 1971 (Episode 214)
218. “Mi Yimaleil” – Neal Katz, 2009 (Episode 217)
219. “Christmas Time’s A-Comin'” – Emmylou Harris, 1979 (Episode 337)
220. “The Best Christmas of All” – Angela Lansbury & Charles Durning, 1996 (Episode 255)
221. “Strawberry Snow” – Brenda Lee, 1964 (Episode 212)
222. “Pass the Candle” – Michelle Citrin, 2008 (Episode 188)
223. “Sleigh Ride” – Celine Dion, 1981 (Episode 176)
224. “All of the Lights” – Vivek Shraya, 2014 (Episode 273)
225. “Mary had a Baby” – Wynton Marsalis and Roberta Gumbel, 2009 (Episode 284)
226. “Winter Weather” – Squirrel Nut Zippers, 1998 (Episode 166)
227. “Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah” – Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 149)
228. “Hanukkah Dance” – Woody Guthrie, 194? (Episode 139)
229. “‘Til Santa’s Gone (Milk and Cookies)” – Clint Black, 1995 (Episode 156)
230. “The Christians and the Pagans” – Dar Williams, 1996 (Episode 307)
231. “Jólakötturinn” – Björk, 1987 (Episode 189)
232. “23 Décembre” – Beau Dommage, 1974 (Episode 356)
233. “The Gift of Giving” – Bill Withers, 1972 (Episode 278)
234. “I Have A Little Dreidel” – The Barenaked Ladies, 2004 (Episode 7)
235. “Ding Dong Ding Dong” – George Harrison, 1974 (Episode 71)
236. “Santa Baby“ – Eartha Kitt, 1953 (Episode 4)
237. “Hanukkah Tree” – The Klezmatics, 2006 (Episode 38)
238. “I-pod X-mas” – Hello Saferide, 2006 (Episode 10, Episode 274.5)
239. “New Year’s Prayer” – Jeff Buckley, 1998 (Episode 138)
240. “Snoopy’s Christmas” – The Royal Guardsmen, 1967 (Episode 121)
241. “Merry Christmas Mary Jane” – Katie Pruitt, 2017 (Episode 333)
242. “Yes December” – Nerina Pallot, 2011 (Episode 288)
243. “Landy in my Eggnog” – Bad Lucc, 2008 (Episode 83)
244. “Player’s Ball (Original Christmas Version)” – Outkast, 1993 (Episode 295)
245. “Light the Lamp” – Emily Kurn, 2013 (Episode 239)
246. “Arthur McBride and the Sergeant” – Paul Brady, 1977 (Episode 285)
247. “I Saw Three Ships” – Sting, 1997 (Episode 332)
248. “7 O’Clock News/Silent Night” – Simon and Garfunkel, 1966 (Episode 294)
249. “Slipping Into Christmas” – Leon Russell, 1972 (Episode 278)
250. “The Christmas Waltz” – Frank Sinatra, 1954 (Episode 256)
251. “Somewhere in My Memory” – John Williams, 1992 (Episode 233)
252. “We’re Following the Wrong Star” – Billy Bragg, 2010 (Episode 218)
253. “Feast of Lights” – They Might Be Giants, 2001 (Episode 91)
254. “Christmas Memories” – Billy Gilman, 2017 (Episode 151)
255. “The Deep and Dreamless Sleep” – Weezer, 2022 (Episode 347)
256. “Nutmeg” – John Legend, 2008 (Episode 235)
257. “Christmas” – Froggy Fresh & Money Maker Mike, 2012 (Episode 32)
258. “Fa La La” – Bündock, 1988 (Episode 209)
259. “The Christmas Song” – Weezer, 2000 (Episode 347)
260. “Winter Wonderland” – Jason Mraz, 2012 (Episode 290)
261. “Feliz Navi-Nada” – El Vez, 1995 (Episode 244)
262. “Santa Claus is Back in Town” – Kurt Russell, 2018 (Episode 231)
263. “Snow Falls on the Patio” – Heidi Happy, 2016 (Episode 231)
264. “Chanukah Prayer” – Carole King, 2011 (Episode 239)
265. “Bianco Natale” – Mina, 1968 (Episode 211)
266. “Hanukkah” – The Living Sisters, 2014 (Episode 197)
267. “Last Christmas” – Carly Rae Jepsen, 2015 (Episode 144)
268. “Last Christmas” – Wham!, 1984 (Episode 207)
269. “Christmas Feeling Ska” – Toots and the Maytals, 197? (Episode 365)
270. “Have You Heard the News?” – Koko Taylor, 2003 (Episode 187)
271. “Ebeneezer” – The Wizards of Winter, 2015 (Episode 135)
272. “How To Make Gravy” – Paul Kelly, 1996 (Episode 112)
273. “Make it Jingle” – Big Freedia, 2016 (Episode 363)
274. “What Child Is This” – Andrea Bocelli featuring Mary J. Blige, 2009 (Episode 164)
275. “That’ll be Christmas” – Thea Gilmore, 2009 (Episode 327)
276. “Don’t Save It All for Christmas Day” – Celine Dion, 1998 (Episode 176)
277. “Finally it’s Christmas” – Hanson, 2017 (Episode 151)
278. “(I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica” – Tom Lehrer, 1990 (Episode 230)
279. “The Quest for the Latke Oil” – Gods of Fire, 2009 (Episode 146)
280. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – Postmodern Jukebox, 2015 (Episode 128)
281. “Merry Christmas Everyone” – Shakin’ Stevens, 1985 (Episode 323)
282. “Puddleglum” – Said the Whale, 2008 (Episode 181)
283. “Merry Christmas” – Al and the Vibrators, 1968 (Episode 365)
284. “‘Zat You, Santa Claus?” – Louis Armstrong, 1953 (Episode 155)
285. “Happy Joyous Hanukkah” – Indigo Girls, 2010 (Episode 139)
286. “Are You Coming Over for Christmas” – Belle & Sebastian, 2007 (Episode 122)
287. “Silent Night” – Sinead O’Connor, 1991 (Episode 55)
288. “Puppies Are Forever” – Sia, 2017 (Episode 184)
289. “Home for the Holidays” – The Carpenters, 1978 (Episode 154)
290. “Santa Says Relax” – Joe Innes and the Cavalcade, 2015 (Episode 204)
291. “Green Grows the Holly” – Calexico, 2012 (Episode 357)
292. “Just a Little Hanukkah” – Oliver Richman feat. Jessica Toltzis and Nathan Brewer, 2023 (Episode 349)
293. “Winter Wonder Land” – Animal Collective, 2007 (Episode 263)
294. “Here We Come A-Wassailing” – Kate Rusby, 2008 (Episode 245)
295. “Christmas Butt” – Puss n Boots, 2019 (Episode 269)
296. “Thank God it’s Not Christmas” – Sparks, 1974 (Episode 345)
297. “Legend of the Winter Berry” – Bear in the Big Blue House, 1999 (Episode 305)
298. “(When is) Hanukkah this Year” – Mêlée, 2008 (Episode 238)
299. “O Holy Night” – Bill & Gloria Gaither featuring David Phelps, 2000 (Episode 217)
300. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – Angela Lansbury, 1996 (Episode 111)
301. “Sunshine” – Sia, 2017 (Episode 237)
302. “Santa’s Second Line” – New Birth Brass Band, 1997 (Episode 109)
303. “Spotlight on Christmas” – Rufus Wainwright, 2005 (Episode 84)
304. “The Angel Gabriel” – PC Muñoz featuring Dave Worm, 2015 (Episode 65)
305. “Love in December” – Club 8, 2001 (Episode 247)
306. “The Chanukah Song (We Are Lights)” – Jane Olivor, 2001 (Episode 343)
307. “Winter Wonderland” – Richard Himber and His Ritz-Carlton Hotel Orchestra, 1934 (Episode 130)
308. “I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas” – Dent May, 2014 (Episode 117)
309. “Christmas Lights” – Coldplay, 2010 (Episode 360)
310. “Gonna Make It Through This Year” – Great Lake Swimmers, 2008 (Episode 138)
311. “Kushmas” – Smino, 2019 (Episode 358)
312. “Don’t Wait for Me Beneath the Mistletoe” – The Allusionettes, 2020 (Episode 352)
313. “Calling on Mary” – Aimee Mann, 2006 (Episode 301)
314. “Aurora Borealis” – Lemon Demon, 2012 (Episode 296)
315. “Another Lonely Christmas” – Prince, 1984 (Episode 276)
316. “Fly on Christmas Dragon” – Robby Grant, 2004 (Episode 274)
317. “My Baby Eats All the Hanukkah Gelt” – Alexis Fishman, 2016 (Episode 173)
318. “Christmas Is Interesting” – Jonathan Coulton, 2003 (Episode 58)
319. “Intangible Things (A Hanukkah Song)” – Haley K. Turner, 2021 (Episode 318)
320. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” – She and Him, 2011 (Episode 330)
321. “Lonely Christmas” – WALLIS, 2020 (Episode 338)
322. “Last Christmas (English/Japanese Version)” – Gunnarolla featuring Micaela Braithwaite (Episode 246)
323. “Jingle Bells?” – Barbra Streisand, 1967 (Episode 191)
324. “Elu Agogo” – Ife Ogunwumiju, 2018 (Episode 279)
325. “High on Hanukkah” – Micah E. Wood feat. Ari Pluznik and Seth Kibel, 2021 (Episode 358)
326. “O Holy Night” – Charlie Rich, 1980 (Episode 267)
327. “The First Song” – Band of Horses, 2006 (Episode 229)
328. “Christmas Day in the Sun” – Hot Hot Heat, 2005 (Episode 181)
329. “Can I Interest You in Hanukkah?” – Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert, 2008 (Episode 102)
330. “Hanukkah Lovin’” – Michelle Citrin, 2012 (Episode 140)
331. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Liza Minnelli & Alan Cumming, 2001 (Episode 178)
332. “Hanukkah in Santa Monica” – Mike Barnett and Allie Feder Kramer, 2021 (Episode 314)
333. “Weed (All I Want for Christmas)” – Nellie McKay, 2015 (Episode 167)
334. “New Jingle Horse” – Geeta Brothers Duet Group feat. Dr. Zeus, 2016 (Episode 291)
335. “Toymageddon” – Yo La Tengo, Ira Glass, Eugene Mirman, 2013 (Episode 92)
336. “At Last I’m Ready for Christmas” – Stan Rogers, 1982 (Episode 317)
337. “Daddy’s Beer” – Dave Gunning, 2005 (Episode 362)
338. “Feeling Like a Right James Blunt at Christmas” – Death of Guitar Pop feat. James Buckley, 2019 (Episode 334)
339. “Hot Rod Hanukkah” – Meshugga Beach Party, 2011 (Episode 298)
340. “Noche Buena” – Celeste Legaspi, 1984 (Episode 228)
341. “New Year’s Day” – U2, 1983 (Episode 203)
342. “Un Flambeau, Jeanette, Isabella” – Diane Taraz, 1993 (Episode 79)
343. “The Wassailing Song” – Blur, 1992 (Episode 245)
344. “Ég fæ jólagjöf” – Katla María, 1980 (Episode 189)
345. “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t be Late)” – JP Maurice, 2018 (Episode 329)
346. “Happy Hanukkah” – Walk Off the Earth feat. Scott Helman, 2018 (Episode 324)
347. “Christmas Eve Eve” – Paul and Storm, 2009 (Episode 301)
348. “Lost in the Snow” – Bruce Hornsby, 2004 (Episode 288)
349. “Dreidel Rap ’89” – Abraham, 1989 (Episode 292)
350. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Michael Bublé, 2011 (Episode 155)
351. “Buffy, It’s Cold Outside” – Jenny Owen Youngs and Kristin Russo, 2017 (Episode 193)
352. “River” – Sarah McLachlan, 2006 (Episode 60)
353. “Home Once a Year” – Marshall Burns, 2016 (Episode 206)
354. “That’s What Christmas is For” – Community cast, 2010 (Episode 105)
355. “Grinch (Ladies Sangeet Interlude)” – The Geeta Brothers Duet Group, 2014 (Episode 142)
356. “Chiron Beta Prime” – Jonathan Coulton, 2006 (Episode 92)
357. “It Must Have Been Love (Christmas for the Broken Hearted)” – Roxette, 1987 (Episode 268)
358. “Time Travel Eggnog” – Eggnog Queen, 2021 (Episode 319)
359. “Merry Christmas Eve” – Better Than Ezra, 1996 (Episode 182)
360. “The Rockin’ Dreidel Song” – Sha Na Na, 2002 (Episode 292)
361. “Silver & Gold” – Burl Ives, 1964 (Episode 133)
362. “Spirit of Christmas” – The Wizards of Winter, 2015 (Episode 56)
363. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Jack Johnson, 2008 (Episode 141)
364. “Canadian Sunset” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 179)
365. “Happy Kwanzaa” – Teddy Pendergrass, 1988 (Episode 201)
366. “You’re Christmas to Me” – Sam Ryder, 2023 (Episode 360)
367. “Silver Bells” – Kristin Chenoweth, 2008 (Episode 262)
368. “Christmas in L.A. (Yippee Ki Yay)” – Marian Call, 2014 (Episode 224)
369. “Fuck Christmas” – Eric Idle, 2006 (Episode 70)
370. “Christmas Nights in Blue” – Trans-Siberian Orchestra, 2004 (Episode 298)
371. “The War on Christmas” – Hot Dad, 2017 (Episode 307)
372. “Wikipedia Chanukah” – Johnathan Coulton & John Roderick, 2012 (Episode 47)
373. “Candlelight” – The Maccabeats, 2010 (Episode 44)
374. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Gene Autry, 1949 (Episode 34)
375. “Auld Lang Syne (The New Year’s Anthem)” – Mariah Carey, 2010 (Episode 26)
376. “Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)” – Dragonette, 2012 (Episode 137)
377. “I Got This Neighbor” – MU330, 1999 (Episode 221)
378. “Toy Jackpot” – Blackalicious, 2010 (Episode 104)
379. “New Lang Syne (Thank God it’s Over)” – Jim’s Big Ego, 2001 (Episode 287)
380. “Reindeer” – The Knife, 2001 (Episode 266)
381. “Tinsel in the Tea Leaves” – Kathy Lowe, 1999 (Episode 294)
382. “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, King of All the Earth” – The Forever Now, 2020 (Episode 286)
383. “Frosty the Snowman” – Gene Autry, 1950 (Episode 297)
384. “A Holiday Song” – Starflyer 59, 1998 (Episode 260)
385. “Everybody Deserves a Merry Christmas” – Ronnie Fauss, 2013 (Episode 236)
386. “A Kwanzaa Song” – Lovely Hoffman, 2015 (Episode 201)
387. “Christmas Spirit” – Tele Novella, 2015 (Episode 193)
388. “Christmas in the Hood” – Daz Dillinger feat. Deacon, 2008 (Episode 308)
389. “Santa’s Night” – The Philly Specials feat. Jason Kelce, 2023 (Episode 353)
390. “California Christmas Trees” – Mila J, 2019 (Episode 283)
391. “Dreidels of Fire” – Adam Green, 2019 (Episode 270)
392. “Christmas C’mon” by Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G, 2017 (Episode 206)
393. “El Buritto De Belén” – La Rondallita, 1975 (Episode 134)
394. “Holly Jolly Christmas” – Idina Menzel, 2014 (Episode 262)
395. “The Boar’s Head Carol” – Magpie Lane, 1993 (Episode 228)
396. “I Wish it Was Christmas Today” – Cheap Trick, 2017 (Episode 364)
397. “The Cookie Song” – Amanda Duncan feat. Joanna Burns & Michaela McClain, 2011 (Episode 222)
398. “Jingles the Christmas Cat” – Freddy Cole, 2018 (Episode 344)
399. “Hang an Ornament” – Grandaddy & Band of Horses, 2014 (Episode 119)
400. “Santam’n is a Blade Man” – Homestar Runner, 2018 (Episode 234)
401. “Alien Christmas” – Tay Zonday, 2020 (Episode 338)
402. “Christmas for Two” – Sixpence None The Richer, 2008 (Episode 267)
403. “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – Jimmy Pardo & Scott Aukerman, 2008 (Episode 254)
404. “It Doesn’t Often Snow at Christmas” – Pet Shop Boys, 2009 (Episode 289)
405. “Darcy the Dragon” – Roger Whittaker, 1976 (Episode 274)
406. “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day” – The Civil Wars, 2012 (Episode 357)
407. “Snow in Los Angeles” – Dead Sara, 2012 (Episode 171)
408. “Mittens” – Carly Rae Jepsen, 2010 (Episode 77)
409. “Night of Silence” – Marty Haugen, 1995 (Episode 55)
410. “Sailor Moon Christmas” – Peach Hips, 1996 (Episode 54)
411. “The Dethemberween Thnikkaman” – Strong Bad, 2007 (Episode 234)
412. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” – Johnny Mathis, 1986 (Episode 46)
413. “What’s This?” – Danny Elfman, 1993 (Episode 42)
414. “8 Days of Latkes” – Ben Schwartz, 2017 (Episode 165)
415. “Jacob Marley’s Chain” – Aimee Mann, 1993 (Episode 240)
416. “O Du Fröhliche” – Michelle, 1999 (Episode 185)
417. “Who Would Imagine a King” – Whitney Houston, 1996 (Episode 116)
418. “All I Want for Christmas is Halloween” – Happy Fangs, 2013 (Episode 94)
419. “1913 Massacre” – Woody Guthrie, 1944 (Episode 335)
420. “Christmas Trees” – Major Lazer featuring Proteje, 2016 (Episode 216)
421. “Home For the Holidays” – Gentleman Auction House, 2008 (Episode 36)
422. “Jingle Bell Rock” – Bobby Helms, 1957 (Episode 15)
423. “The Train” – Celestial Navigations, 1989 (Episode 87)
424. “Christmas Love” – Ashanti, 2013 (Episode 328)
425. “Christmas Time in the Motor City” – Was (Not Was), 1981 (Episode 310)
426. “Christmas in New Orleans” – Rickie Lee Jones, 2015 (Episode 204)
427. “Chanukah Christmas” – Shelley Posen, 2022 (Episode 324)
428. “13 Nights of Halloween” – Elvira, 2013 (Episode 296)
429. “Do You Want to Hit my Vape Pen?” – MC Flow, 2018 (Episode 259)
430. “Dear Santa (Bring me a Man This Christmas)” – The Weather Girls, 1983 (Episode 208)
431. “Christmas Dirtbag” – Wheatus, 2023 (Episode 349)
432. “Christmas Eve in the East Side” – Aunt Molly Jackson, 1939 (Episode 359)
433. “364 Days To Go” – Brad Paisley, 2006 (Episode 337)
434. “At Christmas” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 194)
435. “A Winter Romance” – Dean Martin, 1959 (Episode 179)
436. “Mistletoe and Wine” – Cliff Richard, 1988 (Episode 323)
437. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – Nat King Cole, 1953 (Episode 170)
438. “Frost the Snowman” – The Geeta Brothers Duet Group, 2014 (Episode 142)
439. “An Elf Named Moe” – Carl Stuck, 2017 (Episode 213)
440. “Sufganiot” – A.K.A. Pella, 2013 (Episode 123)
441. “Dear Santa” – Girls’ Generation, 2015 (Episode 107)
442. “Wombling Merry Christmas” – The Wombles, 1974 (Episode 118)
443. “Hanukkah” – The Maneschefits, 2012 (Episode 143)
444. “Santa Claus Got Stuck in my Chimney” – Ella Fitzgerald, 1950 (Episode 354)
445. “Run Rudolph Run” – Lemmy Kilmister, Billy F. Gibbons and Dave Grohl, 2008 (Episode 312)
446. “Summer Wonderland” – Ronan Keating, 2016 (Episode 263)
447. “Old Jim’s Christmas Hymn” – Albert C. Campbell & James F. Harrison, 1904 (Episode 248)
448. “Jack Gets Up” – Leo Kottke, 1989 (Episode 240)
449. “Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend” – GWAR, 2009 (Episode 363)
450. “Happy Holiday” – Bing Crosby, John Scott Trotter and His Orchestra, The Music Maids and Hal (Episode 339)
451. “Wrapped in Red” – Kelly Clarkson, 2013 (Episode 261)
452. “Vincent the Christmas Virus” – The Arrogant Worms, 1997 (Episode 226)
453. “December Song (I Dreamed of Christmas)” – George Michael, 2008 (Episode 207)
454. “Champagne (I’m Ready)” – Lisa Loeb, 2015 (Episode 186)
455. “Decomposing Pumpkins” – Brainkrieg, 2009 (Episode 242)
456. “Buon Natale” – Nat King Cole, 1959 (Episode 211)
457. “Will 2K” – Will Smith, 1999 (Episode 177)
458. “The Cowboys’ Christmas Ball” – The Killers, 2011 (Episode 220)
459. “It’s Halloween (A Christmas Song)” – Randy Brooks, 2013 (Episode 242)
460. “The Grinch” – Bad Lucc, 2008 (Episode 351)
461. “I am the Grinch” – Tyler the Creator, 2018 (Episode 351)
462. “Bohemian Hanukkah” – Six13, 2018 (Episode 320)
463. “Winona Ryder Hates Christmas” – Fake Shark Real Zombie, 2013 (Episode 317)
464. “Christmas Tree Farm” – Taylor Swift, 2019 (Episode 252)
465. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 330)
466. “Christmas Hooley” – Declan Nerney, 2001 (Episode 162)
467. “My Grown Up Christmas List” – Amy Grant, 1992 (Episode 168)
468. “Hasmonean: A Hamilton Hanukkah” – The Maccabeats, 2016 (Episode 153)
469. “Christmas Eve Blues” – Blind Lemon Jefferson, 1928 (Episode 335)
470. “Mary Did You Know” – Pentatonix, 2014 (Episode 116)
471. “I’m Getting Pissed for Christmas” – Peter and the Test Tube Babies, 1998 (Episode 110)
472. “Wonderful Christmastime” – The Shins, 2012 (Episode 103)
473. “Christmas Song” – Dave Matthews Band, 1993 (Episode 63)
474. “Santa’s Beard” – They Might Be Giants, 2001 (Episode 78)
475. “A Christmas Carol” – Tom Lehrer, 1959 (Episode 135)
476. “I Wanna Be Santa Claus” – Ringo Starr, 1999 (Episode 71)
477. “Christmas” – Blues Traveller, 1997 (Episode 268)
478. “Merry Christmas James Blunt” – Wash Your Dirty Money With My Art feat. Martin Meincke, 2022 (Episode 334)
479. “Red-Suited Super Man” – Rod Stewart, 2012 (Episode 261)
480. “A Holly Jolly Christmas” – Michael Bublé, 2011 (Episode 210)
481. “Little Drum Machine Boy” – Beck, 1996 (Episode 59)
482. “Happy New Year” – ABBA, 1980 (Episode 40)
483. “Eat Eat Eat” – Danny Kaye, 1951 (Episode 348)
484. “Joseph, Better You Than Me” – The Killers feat. Elton John and Neil Tennant, 2008 (Episode 220)
485. “Please Don’t Joke About ‘I, Robot’ This Christmas” – Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins, 2016 (Episode 177)
486. “Holz (Weihnachtslied)” – 257ers, 2016 (Episode 185)
487. “Funky New Year” – The Eagles, 1978 (Episode 172)
488. “The Carol” – LOOΠΔ, 2016 (Episode 145)
489. “Coco Jamboo (Christmas Version)” – Mr. President, 1996 (Episode 304)
490. “Donner and Blitzen” – Thor, 2018 (Episode 320)
491. “Bing Crosby Wrote Festive Christmas Songs” – Angry Snowmans, 2015 (Episode 361)
492. “Green Christmas” – Snoop Dogg feat. Jenn Em, 2021 (Episode 333)
493. “Hanukkah Medley” – Julia Lester, 2020 (Episode 282)
494. “The Twelve Days of Christmas” – Frank Sinatra, Frank Sinatra Jr., Nancy Sinatra & Tina Sinatra, 1969 (Episode 256)
495. “The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot” – Vera Lynn, 1937 (Episode 182)
496. “Trim Your Tree” – Jimmy Butler, 1954 (Episode 354)
497. “You Make it Feel Like Christmas” – Neil Diamond, 1992 (Episode 331)
498. “The 12 Gifts of Christmas” – Allan Sherman, 1963 (Episode 257)
499. “Good to be Bad” – Pentatonix, 2016 (Episode 210)
500. “Dear Mrs. Claus” – The Barr Brothers, 2011 (Episode 255)
501. “Dick In a Box” – The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake, 2006 (Episode 158)
502. “Xmas Trees” – Kurupt feat. Chris Starr, 2008 (Episode 308)
503. “Christmas is All Around” – Billy Mack, 2003 (Episode 136)
504. “Holidays” – Meghan Trainor, 2020 (Episode 293)
505. “Christmas Lullaby” – Andrea Burns, 1997 (Episode 223)
506. “Don’t Shoot Me Santa” – The Killers, 2007 (Episode 113)
507. “Christmas Piglet” – The Presidents of the United States of America, 1995 (Episode 304)
508. “The Friendly Beasts” – Art Garfunkel & Amy Grant, 1985 (Episode 134)
509. “Christmas Cookies” – RuPaul, 2015 (Episode 222)
510. “Christmas Is Going to the Dogs” – Eels, 2000 (Episode 86)
511. “Xmas Rulez, Voldemort Droolz” – Harry & the Potters, 2010 (Episode 61)
512. “California Christmastime” – Rachel Bloom & the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend cast, 2016 (Episode 105)
513. “Christmastime” – The Arrogant Worms, 1997 (Episode 226)
514. “The Fairy On the Christmas Tree” – Henry Hall, The Three Sisters & The BBC Dance Orchestra, 1936 (Episode 33)
515. “The Sound“ – Paper Route, 2006 (Episode 10)
516. “Papa Noel” – Brenda Lee, 1958 (Episode 16)
517. “Sleigh Ride Party & Jingle Bells” – Edison Male Quartette, 1892 (Episode 248)
518. “Santa Never Made it into Darwin” – Bill & Boyd, 1975 (Episode 205)
519. “I Hate Christmas Parties” – Relient K, 2007 (Episode 195)
520. “Hanukkah Mambo” – The Yule Logs, 2009 (Episode 180)
521. “Neural Story Singing Christmas” – Neural Story Singing, 2016 (Episode 196)
522. “Holiday Freak Shit” – Mila J, 2020 (Episode 303)
523. “The Mistletoe Jam (Everybody Kiss Somebody) – Luther Vandross, 1995 (Episode 322)
524. “Hell of a Holiday” – Pistol Annies, 2021 (Episode 346)
525. “Santa Please” – Toni Braxton, 2001 (Episode 336)
526. “Our Love is Like a Holiday” – Michael Bolton, 2001 (Episode 265)
527. “12 Days of Christmas” – Gucci Mane, 2019 (Episode 355)
528. “Desi Jingle Bells” – Lilly Singh, 2012 (Episode 273)
529. “Same Old Lang Syne” – Dan Fogelberg, 1980 (Episode 203)
530. “Not Another Christmas Song” – Blink-182, 2019 (Episode 345)
531. “All I Want for Xmas” – Draco and the Malfoys, 2013 (Episode 169)
532. “Great Big Sled” – The Killers, 2006 (Episode 113)
533. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen” – The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, 2003 (Episode 272)
534. “A Hamilton Chanukah” – Six13, 2016 (Episode 153)
535. “Come On Santa” – The Raveonettes, 2008 (Episode 120)
536. “When the Saints Go Marching In” – Mitsuishi Kotono, 1996 (Episode 72)
537. “New Year’s Eve” – Snoop Dogg & Marty James, 2010 (Episode 40)
538. “Christmas All Over Again” – Tom Petty, 1992 (Episode 19)
539. “Tennessee Christmas” – Lee Greenwood, 1985 (Episode 265)
540. “Mixed Nuts” – Dr. John, 1994 (Episode 8)
541. “Dirt Sledding” – The Killers, 2015 (Episode 306)
542. “No Snowmen in LA” – Ms. Maura & the Misters, 2016 (Episode 106)
543. “Have Yourself a Scary Little Solstice” – The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, 2003 (Episode 42)
544. “Scary F**ked Up Christmas” – Garfunkel & Oates, 2011 (Episode 67)
545. “Christmas Dinner Country Style” – Bing Crosby, 1963 (Episode 80)
546. “Santa Please” – Bill Medley, 1984 (Episode 336)
547. “I’d Like to Have an Elephant for Christmas” – Hank Thompson, 1964 (Episode 316)
548. “Santa Claus Rides a Strawberry Roan” – Jim Lowe, 1953 (Episode 344)
549. “Good Queen Wenceslas” – Goldstein, 2017 (Episode 280)
550. “Love’s Not Just for Christmas” – Intu with London Community Gospel Choir, 2017 (Episode 196)
551. “Lonely Pup (In a Christmas Shop)” – Adam Faith, 1960 (Episode 184)
552. “Christmas in Killarney” – Bing Crosby, 1951 (Episode 162)
553. “Wonderful Christmastime“ – Paul McCartney, 1979 (Episode 3)
554. “Christmas in Fallujah” – Cass Dillon, 2007 (Episode 121)
555. “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day” – The A-Teens, 2002 (Episode 28)
556. “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays” – N’Sync, 1998 (Episode 22)
557. “New Year’s Day” – Taylor Swift, 2017 (Episode 287)
558. “A Mother’s Christmas Wish” – Olivia Newton-John, 2007 (Episode 219)
559. “Fabian” – Tripod, 2004 (Episode 131)
560. “I Feel it in My Bones” – The Killers, 2012 (Episode 306)
561. “4 Carats” – Kelly Clarkson, 2013 (Episode 133)
562. “8 Days of Christmas” – Destiny’s Child, 2001 (Episode 57)
563. “Roly Poly the Polar Bear” – Peppermint Kandy Kids, 1978 (Episode 163)
564. “RuPaul the Red-Nosed Drag Queen” – RuPaul, 1998 (Episode 24)
565. “Holiday Sweater” – San Jose Sharks, 2014 (Episode 31)
566. “Wit It This Christmas” – Ariana Grande, 2015 (Episode 56)
567. “Taking Care of Christmas” – Randy Bachmann, 2008 (Episode 49)
568. “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” –  Ross Bagdasarian, Sr., 1958 (Episode 72)
569. “National Living Rage” – Various Labour MPs, 2016 (Episode 359)
570. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Louis Armstrong & Velma Middleton, 195? (Episode 277)
571. “Hanukkah Hawaiian” – Regina Smoler, 2019 (Episode 314)
572. “Twas the Night” – Nate Dogg and Snoop Dogg, 1997 (Episode 259)
573. “He Drew the Line” – Woody Wright, Mike Allen, Gene McDonald, Glenn Dustin, George Younce, 2000 (Episode 284)
574. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – DMX, 2017 (Episode 190)
575. “Barry the Elf” – Bucko and Champs, 1998 (Episode 213)
576. “Christmas Cookies” – George Strait, 2000 (Episode 173)
577. “Holy Shit It’s Christmas” – Deer Tick, 2010 (Episode 169)
578. “Six Cups of Eggnog” – Larry Costa, 2018 (Episode 319)
579. “10,000 Santa Clauses (But Not One Gift For Me)” – Peter Pan Caroleers, 196? (Episode 163)
580. “Oi to the World” – No Doubt, 1996 (Episode 281)
581. “Santa Claus Looks Like my Daddy” – Danny Kaye, 1951 (Episode 362)
582. “Santa Claws is Coming to Town” – Alice Cooper, John 5, Billy Sheehan, and Vinny Appice, 2008 (Episode 321)
583. “Classic Pop, in the Style of Frank Sinatra” – Open AI’s Jukebox, 2020 (Episode 286)
584. “The Chipmunk Song” – Lost Dogs, 1999 (Episode 260)
585. “I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas” – Yogi Yorgesson, 1949 (Episode 257)
586. “Big Ol’ Drummer Bwoy” – Sons of Odin, 2013 (Episode 221)
587. “We Three Kings” – Patti Smith, 1997 (Episode 152)
588. “A Land Called Sufganiyot” – Mama Doni Band, 2011 (Episode 123)
589. “Bimuelo” – Sarah Aroeste, 2017 (Episode 165)
590. “Stay a Little Longer, Santa” – Shemekia Copeland, 2003 (Episode 187)
591. “No Latkes” – OHT Crew, 2011 (Episode 227)
592. “It’s a Lonely Christmas” – The Charters, 2016 (Episode 120)
593. “Christmas Smorgasbord” – Swedish Chef, 2006 (Episode 62)
594. “All I Want for XXXMas” – Slayyyter feat. Ayesha Erotica, 2018 (Episode 269)
595. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Michael Buble, 2011 (Episode 264)
596. “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – The Offspring, 2020 (Episode 311)
597. “Hanu-calypso” – Kenny Ellis, 2005 (Episode 180)
598. “It’s Hard to be a Cat at Christmas” – Cats Across America, 2013 (Episode 86)
599. “Like It’s Christmas” – The Jonas Brothers, 2019 (Episode 252)
600. “Give the Gift of Egg Nog” – Samantha Bee (et al.), 2018 (Episode 235)
601. “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” – Gayla Peevey, 1953 (Episode 126)
602. “Christmas Under the Sea” – Aqua Kids, 2008 (Episode 174)
603. “I Want an Elephant for Christmas” – Peter Pan Caroleers, 196? (Episode 316)
604. “Oh, Santa!” – VeggieTales, 1998 (Episode 159)
605. “Text Me Merry Christmas” – Straight No Chaser feat. Kristen Bell, 2014 (Episode 137)
606. “Christmas in the Stars” – Anthony Daniels, Meco, etc., 1980 (Episode 61)
607. “Monster’s Holiday” – Bobby “Boris” Pickett, 1962 (Episode 94)
608. “I’ve Got Some Presents for Santa” – Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy, 1994 (Episode 303)
609. “The Season’s Upon Us” – Dropkick Murphys, 2012 (Episode 281)
610. “Kidnap the Sandy Claws” – Korn, 2008 (Episode 272)
611. “Captain Santa Claus (and His Reindeer Space Patrol)” – Bobby Helms, 1957 (Episode 16)
612. “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree/Jingle Bell Rock” – Michael Bublé & Carly Rae Jepsen, 2012 (Episode 38)
613. “Holly Jolly Christmas” – Daveigh Chase, 2002 (Episode 28)
614. “Grandma’s Homemade Christmas Card” – Merle Haggard, 1973 (Episode 366)
615. “You Make it Feel Like Christmas” – Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton, 2017 (Episode 271)
616. “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” – Neil Diamond, 1994 (Episode 331)
617. “Pass the Latkes” – Kid Kosher, 2004 (Episode 227)
618. “A Baby Changes Everything” – Faith Hill, 2008 (Episode 164)
619. “Santa Baby” – Taylor Swift, 2007 (Episode 114)
620. “Christmas Time” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 194)
621. “Pudsy’s Christmas” – Jonathan Coulton, 2019 (Episode 283)
622. “Oi to the World” – The Vandals, 1996 (Episode 110)
623. “I Am Santa Claus” – Bob Rivers, 1993 (Episode 93)
624. “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” – Twisted Sister, 2006 (Episode 232)
625. “Hanukkah (My Favorite Time of the Year)” – Too $hort, 2012 (Episode 83)
626. “Mistletoe” – Justin Bieber, 2011 (Episode 77)
627. “You’re Not Alone” – Boyz II Men, 1993 (Episode 57)
628. “Christmas Time” – Backstreet Boys, 1996 (Episode 22)
629. “Santa Claus Lane” – Hilary Duff, 2002 (Episode 27)
630. “Xtina’s Xmas” – Christina Aguilera, 2000 (Episode 251)
631. “My Only Wish (This Year)” – Britney Spears, 2000 (Episode 251)
632. “Where Are You Christmas” – Faith Hill, 2000 (Episode 82)
633. “Ludacrismas” – Ludacris, 2007 (Episode 160)
634. “The Night Santa Went Crazy” – Weird Al Yankovic, 1996 (Episode 58)
635. “I’m Gonna Email Santa” – Billy Gilman, 2000 (Episode 5)
636. “All I Really Want for Christmas” – Lil Jon featuring Kool-Aid Man, 2018 (Episode 289)
637. “Aussie Jingle Bells” – Bucko & Champs, 1996 (Episode 205)
638. “Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile” – Heather Noel, 1987 (Episode 192)
639. “A Willie Nice Christmas” – Kacey Musgraves featuring Willie Nelson, 2016 (Episode 167)
640. “Jingle Horse” – Jerry Riggins (et. al.), 1999 (Episode 291)
641. “What Time is it?” – LoCash, 2012 (Episode 271)
642. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Reel Big Fish, 2014 (Episode 340)
643. “Date With Santa” – Andreas Weise, 2015 (Episode 326)
644. “Grandma Got Run Over by Corona” – Randy Brooks, 2020 (Episode 342)
645. “Mele Kalikimaka” – Nick Hexum, 2002 (Episode 311)
646. “Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer” – Squirrel Nut Zippers, 1997 (Episode 216)
647. “Jingle Bells (A Hip-Hop Carol)” – Kyle Massey, 2007 (Episode 68)
648. “Chanukah Honey” – Rachel Bloom, 2013 (Episode 64)
649. “A Day To Celebrate” – Carrie Fisher, 1978 (Episode 69)
650. “You’re My Christmas” – Juliet Lyons, 2013 (Episode 328)
651. “Santa Forever” – Mia Crosby featuring Dave Jay, 2009 (Episode 107)
652. “Le temps d’une dinde” – Roland Hi! Ha! Tremblay, 1988 (Episode 209)
653. “Six White Boomers” – Rolf Harris, 1960 (Episode 131)
654. “Halloween Hanukkah Christmas Ghost” – Hap Palmer, 1996 (Episode 143)
655. “Christmas Rap” – The Cryptkeeper, 1994 (Episode 321)
656. “¿Dónde Está Santa Claus?” – Augie Rios, 1958 (Episode 295)
657. “Naughty Christmas (Goblin in the Office)” – Fat Les, 1998 (Episode 118)
658. “I’m Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas” – Stan Hart & Veronica Taylor, 2001 (Episode 54)
659. “Christmas Tree” – Lady Gaga & Space Cowboy, 2008 (Episode 39)
660. “Light of Christmas” – Owl City & TobyMac, 2013 (Episode 44)
661. “Mele Kalikimaka” – Bing Crosby & the Andrews Sisters, 1950 (Episode 30)
662. “Must Be Santa” – Bob Dylan, 2009 (Episode 19)
663. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Randy Brooks, 2013 (Episode 342)
664. “Grinch 2000” – Busta Rhymes feat. Jim Carrey, 2000 (Episode 160)
665. “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” – Elmo and Patsy, 1979 (Episode 366)
666. “I’m Gonna Spend my Christmas with a Dalek” – The Go-Go’s, 1964 (Episode 285)
667. “Merry Christmas in the NFL” – Willis the Guard and Vigorish, 1980 (Episode 353)
668. “Rudolph Chewed Off” – Dragon Boy Suede, 2013 (Episode 183)
669. “Drivin’ the Pig (Manejando el Cerdo)” – Jimmy Buffett, 2016 (Episode 124)
670. “Mrs. Santa Claus” – R. Kelly, 2016 (Episode 111)
671. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” – Jimmy Boyd, 1952 (Episode 17)
672. “Dominick the Donkey“ – Lou Monte, 1960 (Episode 11)
673. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Less Than Jake, 1997 (Episode 340)
674. “Xmas Slide” – Xpress Band, 2002 (Episode 89)
675. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” – John Cougar Mellencamp, 1987 (Episode 129)
676. “Snow Snow Snow” – The Band of Merrymakers, 2015 (Episode 97)
677. “Silver Bells” – Kathie Lee Gifford feat. Regis Philbin, 1993 (Episode 82)
678. “Jingle Bells” – Jimmy Buffett, 1996 (Episode 191)
679. “Surabaya Santa” – Jessica Molaskey, 1997 (Episode 223)
680. “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” – Spike Jones & His City Slickers, 1948 (Episode 126)
681. “Merry Merry Merry Frickin’ Christmas (World Champion Red Sox Anthem)” – Frickin’ A, 2004 (Episode 106)
682. “Hallelujah” – The Osmonds, 2015 (Episode 84)
683. “Heavy Metal Christmas” – Twisted Sister, 2006 (Episode 41)
684. “Christmas In the Sand” – Colbie Callait, 2012 (Episode 30)
685. “Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum” – Jimmy Buffett, 1996 (Episode 81)
686. “Macarena Christmas” – Los del Rio, 1996 (Episode 89)
687. “Earl the Christmas Squirrel” – The Moffatts, 1996 (Episode 27)
688. “Christmas Tree” – Dustin the Turkey, 1996 (Episode 147)
689. “Stretchy Pants” – Carrie Underwood, 2021 (Episode 348)
690. “Sick Christmas” – (DJ) The Prophet, 1994 (Episode 253)
691. “Not Tonight Santa” – Girls Aloud, 2005 (Episode 158)
692. “Santa Baby” – Michael Buble, 2011 (Episode 114)
693. “Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You’re A Lovely Guy)” – Max Headroom, 1986 (Episode 34)
694. “Flappie” – Todd Rundgren, 2020 (Episode 346)
695. “Everybody Knows the Claus” – Hanson, 1997 (Episode 5)
696. “Santa Baby” – Madonna, 1987 (Episode 129)
697. “Santa’s Coming” – CKY, 1999 (Episode 192)
698. “Be Claus I Got High” – Bob Rivers, 2002 (Episode 117)
699. “Do They Know It’s Christmas” – Band Aid, 1984 (Episode 97)
700. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside“ – Esther Williams, Ricardo Montalbán, Red Skelton, & Betty Garrett, 1949 (Episode 6)
701. “Santa Stole My Girlfriend” – The Maine, 2008 (Episode 78)
702. “Drummer Boy” – Justin Bieber featuring Busta Rhymes, 2011 (Episode 13)
703. “All I Want For Christmas Is a Real Good Tan” – Kenny Chesney, 2003 (Episode 81)
704. “Christmas Eve” – Justin Bieber, 2011 (Episode 208)
705. “I Want a Boob Job for Christmas” – Virginia Kegel, 1994 (Episode 168)
706. “What Do You Get a Wookiee for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)” – The Star Wars Intergalactic Droid Choir and Chorale, 1980 (Episode 69)
707. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Rhan Wilson, 2004 (Episode 241)
708. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Elmo and Patsy, 1982 (Episode 49)
709. “Hey Santa” – Royal Crown Revue, 2010 (Episode 17)
710. “The 12 Pains of Christmas” – Bob Rivers, 1988 (Episode 64)
711. “Funky Funky Xmas” – New Kids on the Block, 1989 (Episode 172)
712. “The Christmas Shoes” – NewSong, 2000 (Episode 1)**
713. “Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck” – Da Yoopers, 1993 (Episode 341)
714. ”Christmas in the Hood“ – Twiztid, Wolfpac, Lavel, ROC & Blaze, 2003 (Episode 50)
715. “Grandpa Got Runned Over by a John Deere” – Cledus T. Judd, 1996 (Episode 341)
716. “Obama Got Run Over by a Reindeer” – Doc Pearson, 2015 (Episode 367)
717. “The Obama Christmas Song for Liberals” – AFP California, 2011 (Episode 75)
718. “Christmas is Coming Twice This Year” – The Hollytones, 1992 (Episode 175)
719. “On A Mission” – Twiztid, 2011 (Episode 250)
720. “Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire” – Bob Rivers, 2001 (Episode 227)
721. “Let Her Blow” – Afroman, 2006 (Episode 225)
722. “Never Do a Tango With an Eskimo” – Alma Cogan, 1955 (Episode 150)
723. “Honorable Congratulations” – The McGuire Sisters, 1957 (Episode 313)
724. “Santa Claus is Watching You” – Ray Stevens, 1985 (Episode 200)
725. “Twisted Christmas Carols” – Larry the Cable Guy, 2004 (Episode 350)
726. “Faith In Santa” – Hermann Lammers Meyer, 2010 (Episode 87)
727. “Maybe This Christmas” – Shane Dawson, 2012 (Episode 325)
728. “Jingle Bombs” – Jeff Dunham, 2008 (Episode 125)
729. “Christmas with a Capital C” – Go Fish, 2010 (Episode 70)
730. “Grinch” – Dax, 2020 (Episode 275)
731. “Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday” – Brad Paisley, 2006 (Episode 25)**
732. “Kamala G0t Run Over by a Reindeer” – ‘Bubba Beige’, 2022 (Episode 367)
733. “I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus” – Matt Rogers, 1997 (Episode 100)**
734. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Rap Version)” – Dr. Elmo and Bling Crosby, 2007 (Episode 300)

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