We’re finally here, at that year-end vortex of holiday delights, and as always, we’ve got a new milestone episode to celebrate it! Ian is charged with finding the best song, and submits a mysterious tune that rides on vibes. Jam is in charge of finding the worst and, after whittling away some very terrible runners-up, presents a slurry mix of cynical shock-comedy and manipulative parasocial-relationship-baiting internet celebrity. Content warning: there is a prominent line in the second song about CSA.
The ranking music this week is “Maybe This Christmas” by Ron Sexsmith!