Listen, at the time of this recording, Sabrina Carpenter’s album WAS at the top of the charts. She’s still near the top! Top-ish! WE REMAIN RELEVANT
In this episode, we discuss Sabrina Carpenter’s 2022 Christmas track (and soon-to-be basis of a Netflix special, apparently) “A Nonsense Christmas”, followed by the circa-2015 “Christmas the Whole Year Round”. Join us as we celebrate Carpenter’s musical journey, from pop production that projects virginity to the most dick-puns-per-minute song in the podcast’s history!
The ranking music in this episode is, of course, “Nonsense” by Sabrina Carpenter.