Hey there, sport. (turns chair backward) We know this podcast usually makes a lot of jokes and goofs about marijuana. But here in episode 420, we want to get real with you. (turns hat backward) Don’t do a drug. And don’t just take it from us — we’ve got two anti-drug Christmas songs to help you kick that green. “Santa Doesn’t Cop Out On Dope” by Martin Mull is a simple little tune(/skit) about Santa’s sobriety, while “Merry Quitmas” by East 17 is a suprisingly complicated quagmire of shady business and Santa-shaming.
The ranking music in this week’s episode is “Auto-Tune the News #5” (2009) by The Gregory Brothers.
