It’s Jam’s birthday! To find out the first song they selected, go to Paragraph 2 (P2). To skip ahead to the ranking music, go to P5.
P2: It was “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out” by Fall Out Boy! For their second selection, they give Ian two options — past or future. If you think he should choose “future”, go to P3. If you prefer “past”, go to P4.
P3: Ian chose the same thing! And the song was, unfortunately, “Feels Like Christmas” by Panic! At the Disco. All that’s left is learning the ranking music — go to P5!
P4: Oh no! Ian didn’t choose this option. Also, you slipped on an icy patch and fell down a well. Oops!!!
P5: The ranking music in this episode is “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out” as performed by Skatune Network. Yay, you did it!