In this milestone episode, Jam and Ian add the 799th (???) and 800th (!!!) songs to HARK’s massive, unruly list. Jam aims for the top of the list with a near-classic and the hosts talk about Jesus for a while, with just a liiiittle heresy (as a treat). Then Ian uses his bottom pick to launch an exploratory mission into a new kind of bad song and raise some philosophical questions about the future of novelty Christmas music in an age of machine-generated vocals.
The ranking music in this episode is “Jesus Christ” by Big Star.