Despite our best efforts, the World Cup is happening again, and it’s happening here. Though we were able to put it off for 400+ episodes, it’s finally time for us to do some winter holiday songs about the so-called beautiful game. Ian, in particular, has a lot of say. First up, we hear “Three Lions (It’s Coming Home for Christmas)” by Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds, a 2022 holiday version of their 1996 hit. Then it’s “Star of Lisbon” by Celtic FC (I guess), a holiday song that is, in a rare event on our show, not really about the holidays and ALSO just barely a song.
The ranking music in this episode is the theme to “Taskmaster” as performed by David Baddiel.